Question:
What's up with this?
Santa...
Knows when drivers are sleeping,
he knows when they're awake.
He knows when they've been bad or good,
so......put down that porn and get back to work...

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"Got the bird dog on...
Dodgin' the scales...
80 miles an hour and a step outta jail..." From "Rollin' Home, Pirates of the Mississippi)
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"I've always been different with one foot over the line.
Winding up somewhere, one step ahead or behind.
It ain't been so easy, but I guess I shouldn't complain.
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane." (from Waylon Jennings)
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Member: Happy Dweller Society
Owner Operator Division


Answer:
I don't know... I heard it on the cb the other day - some guy keying-up doing this Santa impression - it's still cracking me up.....I don't know why.....

Answer:
RC reaches over, and fires up that little ol' pumped up Galaxy 66, turns the juice knob to the right, and grabs his Roadking mic, bringing it up to his mustache. Pushing the little button in, he checks the swing on his meter to make sure he's talking like EF Hutton, and says, in his deepest, quietest whisper...
'I ain't got no chicken lights on.....'
He lets go of the mic, watching it to the happy dance on the end of its little old, bungee cord...
RC
Member, Happy Dweller Society, Owner Operator Division
Proud to be a Truck Dweller!"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function."
(Ret) Member, Happy Dweller Society,
Owner Operator Division