Question:
Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.
The driver says, "What the heck was that for?"
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car."
The driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean. He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and "WHACK," the trooper smacks him with the nightstick, too.
The passenger says, "What did you do that for?"
The trooper says, "Just making your wish come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The trooper says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, 'I wish that jerk would've tried that bull with me.'"
DRIVER BY CHOICE
Buzzdog

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That's a great joke; but would'nt it get more views/replies in the Joke Forum?
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A male cop pulls over this lady.
When the cop comes around to the window, the lady looks up at the officer and sweetly says, "I know why you pulled me over, you want to sell me tickets to the policemen's ball."
The cop, annoyed, replies, "Lady, cops don't have balls."
Only seconds before he realized what he just said.


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I can tell you a real place not to drive in Texas.
KIMBLE COUNTY
if you go thru there, don't expect any jokes about law enforcement.