Question:
you can drive to any city with a population over over 250,000 people without looking at a map.
you know what the last mile marker is for every state line on every interstate in the country.
you don't need a truckstop guide or to ever ask where a truckstop is on the interstate system,you know where everyone is.
you know the location of every interstate weight station and their approxamate hours of operation.
You can give local directions a thousand miles away from home,but are stumped when near your house.
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LOL!
How about:
When you back up in a car, you catch yourself turning the steering wheel the wrong way?
and,
When driving in a car, someone cuts you off (or you pass a breakdown on the side of the road, or see a trooper running radar... etc.), and you catch yourself reaching toward the rearview mirror to grab the CB mic that isn't there?
DD

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You can give local directions a thousand miles away from home,but are stumped when near your house.
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LOL...thats to funny...
Since hubby has been home, he's had conversations with people, and they will mention where they are from and the town..hubby finds himself saying, Oh yeah, I know where that is..and then he will go on to give a mile marker, exit # and a landmark..People just look at him in disbelief..
The drivers he works with now local are amazed when he does this..LOL
And like you said, he is stumped for directions to anywhere near our home..
[This message was edited by me on September 10, 2003 at 20:24.]

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Or when you are headed to the dump driving your pick me up truck and your mind is off thiniking what ever and you are on auto-pilot, you find yourself sitting on the government scale pad with the LEO looking at you kind of strange.
Glad I was off duty. Whew. No logbook to worry about.
The LEO hits the park light and so I did park and went in to see him. We had a good laugh over that one. Then he sent me on my way.
BUMP!
Randy Travis - What was that?
Patrick Swayze - A Mazda.
From the movie Black Dog
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You drive you personal vehical at the same speed you company truck is governed at.202 N Main Street
Summerfield Il 62289
TRUCK PARKING AVAILABLE!

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Or how about when you're driving your car and you are constantly looking at clearance signs. Or you are in your car, but don't turn down a certain road because you see a sign that says "weight limit 10 tons."
Or you go to fill up the gas tank in your car and you walk around to the other side and without thinking you reach to unlatch a satellite pump.
You drive a car with automatic, but try to hit the clutch when you stop.
You stop at a rest area in the family car on a vacation and head for truck parking.
You can't fall asleep without the constant roar of a diesel engine.
You can't help but move into the right lane every time you see a sign that says "Weigh Station 1 Mile - Open"

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""You drive you personal vehical at the same speed you company truck is governed at""ROFLMAO
Everyone calls you for trip planning advice,your like the AAA for people you know.
""Oh yeah, I know where that is..and then he will go on to give a mile marker, exit # and a landmark..People just look at him in disbelief..""
I was at a car rental place and the person in front of me wanted to rent something to go to Atlanta and the clerk said they would have to look into it,because they just rented local and would need to find out how many miles that would be,so I told them about 900 miles and they started arguing about it,so I told the guy to get his calculator out and fired off the mileage across every state from here to atlanta and he came up with 924 to the beltway,they just looked at me like I was a nut case.
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Another one..
You wear earplugs while at home asleep in your own bed!
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Originally posted by cadillac jack:
You drive a car with automatic, but try to hit the clutch when you stop.
Or you try to double clutch your automatic and stomp the brake!
That REALLY pisses off those behind you!
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane.
Waylon Jennings