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For those of you just coming out here, you will find that many "truckstops" no longer have a restuarant. Instead, they have "deli's".
You will find many delicacies on these, such as...
Dead chicken. Really dead. Mummified even. Try to get the server to choose pieces with no green on them.
Burrito's and Chimichangas. These are like tortillas wrapped around a greyish brown gooey substance and fried rock hard. The difference? Chimichangas usually cost a dollar more. They work well as wheel chocks, but if you decide to eat them, first use a five pound sledge to crack them, then swallow the pieces fast with lots of liquid.
Hamburgers and cheeseburgers. Hamburgers are a meat-like substance on a soggy bun. Cheeseburgers are the same, but covered with a gooey yellow substance that prevents you from removing the bun. Also cost about a dollar more than the hamburger. Usually on the shelf below, you can find various packages of chemicals that you can rip open and put on them to disguise the flavor.
Corn dogs. NEVER eat them, but buy a couple of them anyway. They come in handy if you find someone breaking into your truck. If he tries to run, grab them by the stick end and throw them. He'll go down for the count.
Turkey legs. Come from old turkeys that ran marathons and died of old age. Good as a personal defense weapon. Also handy if you have a partner who won't shut up. Give them a bite and you'll have piece and quiet and they can still move their jaws all day.
Macaroni cooked until unable to offer any more resistance, then drowned in yellow gunk. Served in a plastic bowl. Best ingested covered with much pepper to disguise the taste.
Potato logs. Potato's rejected by Frito-Lay as unfit for chips, these are deep fat fried until soggy and limp, then served cold. If you are bored, throw them at the wall and try to catch them as they bounce back.
You'll find many other unidentifiable things back there. Pick carefully (avoid anything green or moving) and enjoy.
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Thats trucking,it's what you make of it.
Make's the roach coach's look like fine dining -->
Roach Coach
Lunch wagon,meals on wheels for business's.
They enlisted the Teamsters’ help after the company decided that it would no longer pay them hourly wages but compensate them based on mileage, which would have cut their income in half
http://www.teamster.org/03news/hn_030110_1.htm
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Hey Zigzag, ever run into a Roach Coach that did the cooking in the wagon as you ordered?
Know there's one in Okla. City, Las Vegas, and Denver.
Not too bad, beats having to turn everything over to see how green it is
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U-turn
By "hot dogs" I assume you mean those wrinkled blackish-brown things in the rotissary (sp?)
Are they edible before they break open and start oozing stuff?
Some of the mobile ones cut a deal with a local resturant and stop by for refills every hour or so and it's always fresh stuff.NJ area has some real good ones.
Saw 2 of them get into it in CA. one guy was cutting in on another guys stop.He caught him at it and bounched a pop can off his head --> They both where with the same outfit and had assigned areas.
They enlisted the Teamsters’ help after the company decided that it would no longer pay them hourly wages but compensate them based on mileage, which would have cut their income in half
http://www.teamster.org/03news/hn_030110_1.htm
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Now you are talking my kinda food. Woot I can feel the arteries hardening and the digestive systems just a gurgling for the pleasure of these fine delicicies.
/sarcasm off

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Well at least I have someone to blame for my extra 50 pounds.
It's those truckstops!
Lawsuit city here I come!

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If I might make a suggesion, you all should try eating at Subway more often. The best part about the Subway concept is that your sandwich is made right in front of you. So Subway can't cut corners by putting old food out there because they know you won't accept it in your sandwich unless it's fresh. Think for a second about how important that is. If you go to one of the large burger chains and some kid drops a pattie on the floor in the back (or worse), do you think you'll ever know if that pattie ends up in YOUR burger? Probably not, unless you get horribly sick while sitting stuck in Chicago rush hour. So give Subway a try if you want fast-food that's fast but fresh.
http://www.subway.com
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Nice ad for Subway. Too bad the condition of the counters and the stuff behind doesn't match in a lot of them.

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on a cold sandwich at subway. Just get yourself a cooler and some fixins and make yourself about 4 or 5 sandwiches for that same money and then at least you know whose grimy paws have been handling your food.
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Originally posted by uturn2001:
on a cold sandwich at subway. Just get yourself a cooler and some fixins and make yourself about 4 or 5 sandwiches for that same money and then at least you know whose grimy paws have been handling your food.
Along with hot soups, there's heated sandwiches at Subway as well (Chicken Teriaki, Steak & Cheese, Meatball just to name a few). Plus, who wants to eat a 2-day old sandwhich that's been sitting in a cooler? It gets tiring eating those after ahile. I'll take a fresh Subway sub any ole' time over that.
http://www.subway.com
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Originally posted by WUZZY/CHARLIE:
Nice ad for Subway. Too bad the condition of the counters and the stuff behind doesn't match in a lot of them.
Are you saying the counters are nice but the food is bad? Or are you saying the food is great but the counters are bad? Personally, I think you should get out and visit more Subway restuarants before you make statements like that. Trashing the whole chain on one bad experience doesn't make much sense.
http://www.subway.com
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