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Recently I was at the Seminole T/S in Oklahoma. I was soundly asleep. In fact, I was soo asleep that I opened my window to a LL. Now I never do that, but I suppose I just wasn't thinking. Sometimes you are just sooo exhausted that you do stupid things. Anywho, I opened my window and here popped up a LL standing on my steps. She poked her nappy head in and asked if I had 10 dollars I could loan her for gas. I said,"well no but I keep a gas can in my truck just in case something like this happens." She just looked at me and had this WTF look on her face. I asked her if she wanted it and that there was about 5 or so gallons in it. She looked disgusted and said no and walked away.
I was also confronted with a LL in Indiana. She came walking up to my truck and I was sitting there with my paperwork and all. She climbed up to the window and seen I was female. She climbed down and said "Oh I'm sorry, I must be lost." I told her that I liked women and licked my lips. She called me all kinds of names like "you sick B****."
No I am not lesbian but it sure did work on that LL to get her away. Now if my b/f read this he'd probably die laughing.
Peace and Goodwill

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You try that trick too often and sooner or later one of those lizzards are going to come back with a "special" rate just for you. (I read an article one time that said the majority or prostitues are really lesbians)
The best way to handle unwanted solicitations of any kind is to be polite but firm in that you are not interested. In cases of being solicited for money or to buy something my favortie line is "Sorry. I am a truck driver. I dont have any money."
Becoming rude and/or agressive could lead to more trouble than you want or can handle.
I will always be a mutter trucker at heart.
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I'll menace them with my pee bottle

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Blowing the smoke from my premium cigar in their faces usually gets them to leave...
@#*!%$^@!
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I am usually very rude and tell them to F%#$ Off and they usually leave saying things under their breath and I ask what was that and they just still ignore me and bother the next guy.

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Most LL's are out there doing what they are doing because they are desperate for money for a fix. If they see you're not interested, they move on because they don't have time to waste on you. They need to find a willing "customer" quickly. Usually a "Move on", or "No, not interested", or "Get the **** off my truck" or something like that gets rid of them.
Also don't offer rides to ANYONE. Women who pretend to be drivers and say they need a ride out to their truck in a crowded parking lot are usually prostitutes just trying to find a way into your cab. Can I just use your CB radio? NO, it doesn't work. Can you give me a ride to find my truck? NO, I don't have any room in here. Can I come in to get out of the rain? NO! Letting anyone into your truck is a mistake. They can see what you have for a later break-in once you have left the cab. Bring a flashlight for people who pound on your door at night. Shine it in their face. If it is someone you don't want to talk to, just leave the window up. They usually leave when you shine the light in their face anyway. Never park with your window down.

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For those of you who travel with a large canine companion, tell the LL "Ya gotta do HIM first!" You ain't never SEEN nobody get off your truck so fast!!
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane.
Waylon Jennings

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LOL ohh so many suggestions and the one about the canine..... Sweety that is just sick lmaoo but real funny. Thanks Uturn for the info, I normally don't go to those kind of t/s and I figured the Seminole was like a mom and pop or hole in the wall t/s. I was wrong and just like everyone else out on the road, I am still learning.
Peace and Goodwill

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I just tell them, I was born without a sex organ. Works every time.
Being real ugly helps a lot too!

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How about a sign for each side window, made of bright white cardboard, that has a black lizard shape on it, and a big red circle with diagonal slash through it over the lizard?
Pop them up on the inside as soon as you stop. Maybe even have one for the windshield...
Anyone ever seen something like that? Any chance it would work?
DD

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hell wait until they are hanging on the side of the truck and then start to take off, them damn things sprout wings in a hurry.
either pay 'em for their services or just ignore them, they will go away.
STAY away from t/s as LL hang around them, if not on the property, then adjesent to it,b/s that way your truck can't get backed into.
use to be an old (edited) that hung around the milk plant in Jamica, Queens.She had a knack of betting drivers how far UP a wall she could ****, was funny as hell to watch, was really a nice old gal, but had problems.one nite she was servicing a guy under a tanker, he came up quick screaming that she bite him and started pounding on her, well 15 tanker yankers changed his mind of that real quick, and when we thought the situation was under control, she cold-cocked him with her shoes,put quite a whopping on this guy.
I LUV NY,and i hate the buckeye,I LUV NY, and vermont is backwards,I LUV NY,new jersey is crazy,I LUV NY, south of the mason dixon is hillbilly land,I LUV NY

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**** = PEE
I LUV NY,and i hate the buckeye,I LUV NY, and vermont is backwards,I LUV NY,new jersey is crazy,I LUV NY, south of the mason dixon is hillbilly land,I LUV NY

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Originally posted by Diesel Dog:
How about a sign for each side window, made of bright white cardboard, that has a black lizard shape on it, and a big red circle with diagonal slash through it over the lizard?
Pop them up on the inside as soon as you stop. Maybe even have one for the windshield...
Anyone ever seen something like that? Any chance it would work?
DD
Yeah, I've seen those stickers for sale in truck stops. Most LLs just ignore them though.
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane.
Waylon Jennings

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If you see them coming and have enough time. get out the toothpaste and squirt some in your mouth. Foam it up and let some out onto your lips. When they get to the window roll it down and start spoutting off some jibberish. It helps to have a crazed look about you too.
BUMP!
Randy Travis - What was that?
Patrick Swayze - A Mazda.
From the movie Black Dog
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Don't send 'em away!
Really mess 'em up and offer to Broker out their services (for 30% of course), for them via your CB. They'll usually give you that "F.U." look and walk away fast.
I just tell 'em that I ain't interested in catching what they're carrying.
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"I've always been different with one foot over the line.
Winding up somewhere, one step ahead or behind.
It ain't been so easy, but I guess I shouldn't complain.
I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane." (from Waylon Jennings)