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purple lights in your dash
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is it true that if you put purple lights on your dashboard that it tells people your a woman and lot lizards won't bother u? i had the rep at my school tell me this. he also said it was perfectly safe. when you pray you talk to God when you stand in front of the ocean he talks to you Loraine Answer: He sounds a little desperate to me. I've never heard that one. I do know there is a light sold that you put on the dash next to the windshield. It is red and/or purple and it's suppose to remove the glare from on coming vehicle lights and other objects. Kind of like polarized sunglasses for night driving. I also think drivers think their cool looking so they put them there. I will say I've seen a lot of male drivers with them running down the road. "Caution: Door May Open" Answer: I've never heard that one - I've been told that if you leave a maplight on that they'll leave you alone, but I don't know how true that is. Considering though that the purple dash lights are pretty popular with Billy Bigriggers, I'd think that they might draw the horizontal highway hostesses to your truck. Answer: If you put your purple lights on make sure you have a fly swatter Answer: That is a new and original one. Much more refreshing than some I've heard. It probably would be as useful as the lotlizard stickers that guys put on their windows. Never stopped them for a minute. I was at teh Flying J in Indy a while back and had my optimized idle set, and the engine was off, and just as a lizard pounded on my door the buzzer went off warning that the engine was starting. They thought it was an alarm and took off running . I looked out and saw them hauling a$$ across the lot! Better to have it and not need it as need it and not have it!Just remember:If the world did'nt suck, you'd fall off! The more I see and read about Republicans and Democrats, the more I wish we had an Independent Party. IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!!! Answer: you could always put on the red light and be a pimp just kidding couldnt resist is there such a device that reduces glair at night ? that would be money well spent in my book if it works Kevin Answer: Supposedly, they sell the non-glare light at truckstops, I don't know if they work or not. I drove a freightliner for Millis, that had a purple and red lights to stop glare, but I never thought they did much good. Besides I'm not afraid of the dark! Better to have it and not need it as need it and not have it!Just remember:If the world did'nt suck, you'd fall off! The more I see and read about Republicans and Democrats, the more I wish we had an Independent Party. IMPEACH BUSH!!!!!!!!!! Answer: If you drive in or into Canada, what ever color light that close to the windshield is illegal. Out east they dont seems to bother with the enforcement, but out west they will crack down on you and give you a ticket. Make sure if you put these lights in, that they are on a separate switch, but it a power switch or a cut out switch. BUMP! Randy Travis - What was that? Patrick Swayze - A Mazda. From the movie Black Dog Answer: Just how is a Lot Lizard supposed to see your purple dash lights? Except from the INSIDE OF YOUR TRUCK! Get real here boys & girls! Lot Lizards ain't gonna bother you (most likely anyways), unless you advertise, wanting their services. ******************************* "Got the bird dog on... Dodgin' the scales... 80 miles an hour and a step outta jail..." From "Rollin' Home, Pirates of the Mississippi) ******************************* "I've always been different with one foot over the line. Winding up somewhere, one step ahead or behind. It ain't been so easy, but I guess I shouldn't complain. I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane." (from Waylon Jennings) Answer: [QUOTE]Originally posted by Hoss: Just how is a Lot Lizard supposed to see your purple dash lights? Except from the _INSIDE OF YOUR TRUCK!_ well, you put them in the window on top of your dash. Answer: Rainey, LoriAz, let's stop for a moment and think this through... If a woman driver was to put purple lights on the top of her dashboard to let the "Horizontal Highway Hostesses" know that, she too, was a member of the same sex - don't you think that every homicidal psychopathic serial rapist between the North Pole and the Equator would also know that? So, when the aforementioned homicidal psychopathic serial rapist decided to murder and rape (or rape and murder) a female truck driver, he'd know exactly which truck(s) contained likely prospects for his next victim! Now, if it is true that the purple lights are to stop the "Recreational Reptiles" from wasting their precious time inquiring if you'd like to partake of their services - do you REALLY want to put them on your truck? Remember - the less anyone out here knows about you, the better off you are! Answer: i know this. i'm not stupid. obviously i don't want to advertise that i'm a woman, duh. my recruiter said this to me, which, i found absurd, but i wondered if the purple lights were an effective way of letting lot lizards know you weren't interested. Copyright ? 2006 - 2007 www.thankhealth.com Privacy Policy
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