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Hey Hey Hey I'm on my way to USA Truck and get back on the highway for after 8 years of being off the road I have found truck driving better than working at Labor Ready.
Can anyone position USA Truck for me in the realm of gainful big trucking company ventures where 1 is "I support legions of lot lizards" and 10 is "dedicated cross-county drop and hook"?
Since I'm on summary probation for misdemeanors including trespassing and buying and recieving stolen property in a state I don't live in (but well may visit as a driver) I couldnt get on with JB Hunt or Swift or Schneider.
I'm thinking of like trying to find a good website to be neighborly with Homeland Security or the DEA or something so that I can help in the War on Drugs in this country as I petal my metal through it's law-abiding neighborhoods (and some not ).
Are the rest areas any cleaner than they were 10 years ago? Probably not. I'd rather not have to volunteer to clean the outhouses on the sherriff's corrections
detail or something when it's a heck of a lot easier to just report progressive
episodes of continuing degrading drug activity. Disease is just disease. Where can I get a badge? Couldn't have Uncle Alfonzo told me better than to leave myself nowhere else to go but here to ask this?
Certainly it's MY life and MY license. Is it AT ALL MATHematicallY possible AND legal to sign a lease/purchase with PRIME, INC. and complete the contract? Or is it a contract of Invisibility I need? Are there any more feasible lease/purchase arrangements than just PRIME, INC. considering aforementioned previously applying legal constraints? Are there any expert industry geniuses at this big Truck.Net with the wherewithal
that could speculate with the answers and be in the mood to feel like maybe they were contributing to the successful direction of their Country's future?
ALL HAIL JOHN WAYNE

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Just curious- did you apply to Transport America ? USA accepted me too but are down my list lol...

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Prime does not offer a lease/purchase; at the end of the term of your lease, you must return the truck to Prime, there is no option to buy said truck.

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No, I haven't checked out Transport America yet like I will pretty quick here next.
Having not driven for a pre-eminently disqualifying number of years I'm fairly certain Prime,Inc. would just laugh at my application for a lease there but I KNOW with a fat 500lb lady there (actually the engine ? under the hood? 500hp? yah noodle?) I'd probably be able to hide better AND change my name, not to mention cancel all my appointments and get to Missouri yesterday. Technical difficulties apply to people looking for Osama, too.
I'm actually thinking it a better decision if I just hide and change my name anyway, and sit on my license for a few years and let it mature and grow wings or fungus before jumping in a hurry into something slower than me.

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I know one thing this guy is SHOOT OUT
If JB and Swift won't touch you i don't no if i even would even feel safe with you on the road Lay off the dope and clean your record up then try to get a job!

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Actually there isn't much to driving that I won't talk about. except what I can't express.
The road is the road, a rose is a rose, and then there are those, and then there is me, and then there is youst.
And youst seemst to be unbelieving in the true property of clean, "pwrstrkr"..
Actually I sure hope they get all the dopers off the road too. Especially the
ones who are about to have an accident. Don't let that little birdie that just flew by drop a little cannabinoid seed in your logbook, eh?

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I would go with Prime...Why suffer long, when you can ended quick.. LIARS SUKK

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Hey I'm not saying I'm ANY better at all than in terms of a prospect for a career driver with ANY company than ANY newbie that comes here, but
at least I have what you could call an "informed imagination" about what the differing experiences invariably provide.
I'm too old to join the military. End there.
I'm too old to be sane AND poor. End there; very good.
I'm too old to be sitting around waiting to be further qualified for cellblock
tenancy when I could be Satsfactorily employed and a source for positive energy in this jeogirraffee where trust is all we got. All my misery ended? YAH.
It may come down to maybe I'll just sit back because the roads aren't clean enough. My license won't do me any wrong THAT way.
Brothers I sat out almost a decade of driving because I didn't even know all I had to do was drive some more, and I wound up spinning my wheels so hard and fast that maybe someone figured they would help me get to the nursing home a little quicker. Yeah so there are alot of bad things that have happened to good people more deserving than me myself and I of quick retirement. Well,
I've got a few decades left to forget what it was like to forget I could drive.

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Look man, I need to make my goal.
If I'm going to be spending my time driving the company truck, or someone else's truck, then it had better be nice. I'm completely not interested in a truck where maybe my appreciation for how it looks will grow after I've driven it a bit. I know a good truck when I see one.
I'm not interested in going to bat with a stick of baloney.
I'm not so sure USA Truck has my truck: I don't like them tin wheels. Is that all they got to offer? I don't like wasting my ankles on dem dar hills. Do trucks still do that these days? I remember the old cabovers I used to drive making it up the hill an hour after the other trucks made it down the other side and were watching the inside of their eyelids at the restaraunt parking lot. I'm DEFINATELY too old and NOT UP for that. Man, I want the h.p. this time, and I'm not going to go to NO orientation and do a company any favors.
I ask them what they got and they don't know, neither do I. Plus, I'm not sure that I can get away with saying this without a certain degree of slant, but I'm not so sure how it's going to last too long between me and a prospective supervisorial entty who states he eats nothing but coffee and doughnuts.
I'm not so sure PRIME INC doesnt have it in for everyone. They ARE an aggressive and intimidating big business outfit. There is little to the contrary of that to my knowledge. The ONLY thing I can do for any company is completely exhaust my living conscious hours towards my paycheck. I'd rather do that in a truck than a courtroom any day.

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I gotta agree with sixthwheel; Prime is where you oughta be. Well, either Prime or C.R. England - they both got some really fine 'sticks of boloney' for you to drive.
BTW, nice to see you again, jonesindude.

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Rose, it is time to add some chlorine to the TN gene pool.
Big.

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My my how time flies when I'm having fun. Thanks for sinkin me battleship. Well, gosh,. time to go get a job, huh? Sorry, time to say goodbye here for now. Gotta just do that swim stuff yah know the best I can and don't need your excuse scarin de ancestral microbiologies. Mebbe you gets some water de purifierdiefication and try it yourself sometime too boneheadys.
In fact, if you so much as approach MY pool with your nasty solvent , I won't be responsible for what pulls you in like the big lunch you could be.

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Now would be a good time for that drug pre-screen.

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Actually, this is loads of fun and I do look forward more to being on the road one more time instead of just looking around these pages and seeing all these walking heart attacks smelling my fresh blood.
It's not at all unusual for a lot of people who are completely innocent from ever doing drugs to point fingers at things they don't understand, like b.s.There are some, that have, that point fingers at things anyway.
Now, art is legal, and drugs aint. Truck drivers drive and are not artists, xcept maybe b.s. artists. Why, some of you b.s. so much you definately couldn't have gotten that way if you hadn't done a very substantial amount of drugs in your life. I know I've gotten the good way I am because there has been a very substantial amount of B.S. in my life and I got it by the horns. But don't be putting any rolled up bills in MY nose, 4? OK. You wanna get all about jonesey that's ok so jones ya public menace. Don't let me stop you. Go ALL the way, wastrel.
They do have the newbies index: I'm not driving now anyway so I don't go to the Round Table. There isn't an oldies/newbies forum and I don't know anything about driving anyway so I just come here. I don't know any better.
I'll find somewhere to prop up my mortal remains where I will get some produce for my questions so insignificant to some of you b.s wastrels and it probably won't be here that's for sure. Thanks for looking. Thank heaven for the real world.

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Ahh, but there are those among us who are better than the rest. They'll tell you themselves.
This forum is a farce. Newbies only find ridicule here.