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We all know some public restrooms are kept cleaner than others, but it seems the restrooms in some of the truck stops are about the most horrid places on earth!
Here's some advice on how to avoid the nasty stuff:
(1) Wipe the toilet seat first, then use a J.B. Hunt cap (A.K.A. Toilet Seat Cover!).
(2) Before sitting down to use the toilet, make sure there's a roll of J.B. Hunt applications in there (toilet paper), so you don't end up in a world of $chit !
(3)Since there's almost NEVER any soap in the bathrooms these days, do yourself a favor and carry individually-wrapped antibacterial wipes (Wet Ones makes 'em!).
(4) Due to the fact that some people are too lazy to wash their hands after using the restroom, ALWAYS avoid grabbing the handle to open the door on the way out! A paper towel works great for avoiding contact.
(5) In light of the last statement, avoid eating the buffet ! Do yourself a favor and order a fresh meal!Not liable for any information posted.

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LMAO!

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Ewww i hate public restrooms! Especially at warehouses. This last time i went with my trucker either the ladies room was being cleaned or it was locked for some stupid reason. Then, you dont know the seat is wet until AFTER you get up. There was one bathroom with a rotating seat cover. That was really nice. Usually i cant wait to get home and take a bath and have a nice clean bum.
I sure got some horrid public restroom stories. Now i know where NOT to go.
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It's no use
standing on the seat
rest area crabs
can jump 5 feet.
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And I thought that most of the parking lots I've been to are pretty clean.
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ROF! Too funny! I haven't heard that in years.

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1) When you're at home, only flush the toilet with the lid down. That's what it's for; the swirling motion of the water causes a mist of molecules to aeriate throughout the bathroom going god knows where. You can't see them, but they are there.
a) I have noticed, mostly through auditory observations, that some of you(mostly women) flush the toilet while you are still sitting on the toilet. Try to guess where these dirty water molecules are going.

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Thanks for painting the picture :shudder:
-JHappy Dwellers Society
Company Driver Division

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Haha, as gross as it sounds Chad is 100% correct. Flushing while still on the pot is one of the most disgusting things a person can do to themselves and millions of people do it daily.
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True, and if you don't believe it put a layer of toilet paper on the seat and then flush. You can often see the wet spots from the tiny droplets that you otherwise wouldn't notice.
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Folks, this has turned into a........ $CHITTY THREAD !
Good points being made!Not liable for any information posted.

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Let's see, butt gasket... check
TP.....................................check
Lysol or Clorox wipes...check
bottle of hand sanitizer..check
Sheez... you'd think taking a "constitutional" was like a space walk or something?
MrClark—Groucho Marx 1890-1977

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Would a potty in the truck help? When you are done tie up the plastic bag and plop it into the trash. just a thought. I just don't trust public restrooms.

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How does chad know if they're sitting on the bowl or not by listening woutside of the bathroom.