Question:
If Choco ever invites you to have a brat with her wear a bib!
She just might play the exploding brat trick on you.
So there I was enjoying a nice cold adult beverage and chewing on a brat when all of a sudden "POW" it exploded spreading chesse, meat and other things all over my shirt, arms, hands, face, hair and pants My dog almost licked me to death when I got back to my truck.
It was scarey I teel ya and u think I'm scared for life! I walked passed some brats at the store yesterday and hit the deck as I was shell shocked.
Then we got to the truck show and she bought an XM radio, two cases of Lucas oil and a tool box and she made me carry it all. I looked like a pack mule and she walks so fast. We covered both wings and she wouldn't even let me stop for a Coke.
Hi I'm Criag Harper and I just have one question for you drivers....... Why?
Peacekeeper Bobby Knight


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That was too funny. Thought we were gonna have to hook up the pressure washer and hose you off after that bite.
I got to thinking about this. I think we need to get that brat a marksmenship medal. Expert shot since that was center mass all the way.
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I just talked to Bill, & I think my fellow TruckNetters & I have convinced him to get "hip" with the 21st century......
He is now talking about getting a Laptop.
He said that he didn't want to be like us & LIVE on TruckNet. hahaha
He's thinking about getting a Dell.
A friend of his in Phoenix, told him to get a refurbished Dell.(half the price as a new one & 1-2yrs warranty comes with it.)
He said that he Really Enjoyed meeting everyone & it's been a Long time since he's LAUGHED so much.

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I think we may have started a new M.A.T.S. Tradition.
Instead of going to Bucky's, for drinks & pork sandwiches.....
We can all take our laptops to "Rokki's Diner" for a little Surfin' & Supper while Capt.Chaos, plays "photographer".

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Do you know if Dell is still using Tech Support from India?
I guess for the next MAT show the rookies uniform will be nice walking shoes and a rain slicker.
I quess he is luck you gave him the Brat instead of a Microwaved Egg.
Charlie

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If 'Rokki's Diner' is serving spaghetti, I'm there! Rokki, your spaghetti sauce was 'kick butt' good!
Tell Bill that he's 'missing out' if he don't get a laptop.