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I thought this was interesting.
PLayboy
hey
wanna see my d|ck?
as in on webcam?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
sure
PLayboy
wooo!!!
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
hold a ruler to it while u do that
PLayboy
you got webcam?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
nah
PLayboy
i don't have ruler leh
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
but i think u still can show me
PLayboy
but i got a fillet o fish burger
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
nevermind
put a pen beside it
also can
PLayboy
i can hold my burger beside my ****?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
please dun get burnt
PLayboy
you wanna see if its long rite
maybe i poke my **** into my burger
easier for you to estimat
how about that?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
whatever rocks your boat weirdo
PLayboy
okok!
wait i go and shave first
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
please put the burger away while you shave
PLayboy
yeah of course
i brb
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
HELLO
where's my d|ck?
PLayboy
its all soft like mashmallow
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
hmm...
it's ok
i won't discriminate you for a lousy ****
show it anyway
PLayboy
i shy la
jerrrkkkkk, if u see this, i'm still waiting to see it - hard or soft.

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I thought this was interesting.
PLayboy
hey
wanna see my d|ck?
as in on webcam?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
sure
PLayboy
wooo!!!
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
hold a ruler to it while u do that
PLayboy
you got webcam?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
nah
PLayboy
i don't have ruler leh
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
but i think u still can show me
PLayboy
but i got a fillet o fish burger
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
nevermind
put a pen beside it
also can
PLayboy
i can hold my burger beside my ****?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
please dun get burnt
PLayboy
you wanna see if its long rite
maybe i poke my **** into my burger
easier for you to estimat
how about that?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
whatever rocks your boat weirdo
PLayboy
okok!
wait i go and shave first
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
please put the burger away while you shave
PLayboy
yeah of course
i brb
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
HELLO
where's my d|ck?
PLayboy
its all soft like mashmallow
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
hmm...
it's ok
i won't discriminate you for a lousy ****
show it anyway
PLayboy
i shy la
jerrrkkkkk, if u see this, i'm still waiting to see it - hard or soft.

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pls post screen capture
... FASCINATING!

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Of course! I want to spread his divine appendage with the rest of humankind!

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wow!!! cool...
show the pic of dis d|ck

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Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
i love conversations with you
PLayboy
i'll bet you love me better
you attached?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
no
wanna date me?
PLayboy
sure!
lets go on an e-date
you got sims 2?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
you have to show me your d|ck first
PLayboy
i'll show it to you in person
isn't that better?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
ok
thing is
i dun wanna be disappointed
a no show is one thing
a minuscule one is another
guess which is worse?
PLayboy
a person without one?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
you call that person a girl
which is absolutely fine
unless u think it's entirely tragic that women don't have d|cks
PLayboy
well it was in parallel with your thinking
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
i said
no show
and minuscule
nowhere in parallel
in fact, even out of point
PLayboy
so you really interested in dating me or not
i'm ready to go out
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
now?
where do u stay
PLayboy
*censored* (Because i'm considerate of other people's privacy, even if he is a pr|ck)
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
that's pretty near me
i can drive over
PLayboy
where do you stay at?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
baby why do u bother about where i stay when i'm the one driving
PLayboy
well i don't want you to drive too far
the roads are dangerous these days
how about i fly over?
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
now... you don;t seem sincere about meeting me
PLayboy
na i am
but i want to pick you up instead
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
so why suggest something so ludicrous like fly
be real ok?
stop giving no shows like your d|ck
though that was forgivable if you don't have one
PLayboy
i'm serious
if you wanna i'm free now
whats your number
i call you now
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
no
i call you
give me your number
PLayboy
*censored*
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
ok i'm going to take a dump and a shower and i'll call you shortly
PLayboy
how about i call you instead
so we can chat over your dump
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
my anus and my shit do not harmonize together
they make some rather quirky sounds i would rather you not her
hear
PLayboy
okok you call me later
but not too late ok
i have a curfew
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
don;t worry i'll talk to your mom about that
she can be assured of me taking you out
it's impossible to f*ck a d|ckless man
PLayboy
nobody wants to f*ck with you
don't worry
Two Moo Moos missing behind Taka
we're safe then

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wat is all this abt???

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interesting!!

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i have no idea whats going on?????care to explain???

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Simi lj???

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Nothing's going on. It's just a conversation I had with an ex genkian and I really just wanted to show how typical it is for males to talk about their weiners.
That's all.
En genkian is really just a typical male.

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funny. not all girls are mature enough as you to handle such an adulterated conversation with such humour and flair. grain FTW.

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Hmm.
Speechless.

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more more more

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i still wan to see d|ck !!!

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eh grain...that's all for jerrrkkkkk? no d|ck? no updates?

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kao~this is damn farnie lah...mus ask him about this online later...=P

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Hmmm o-o

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intresting.