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any experiences to share...he couldnt find e right hole n was humping e bedsheet... den became limp in 2mins flat...both our first time...super awkward after dat...how to react???

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any experiences to share...he couldnt find e right hole n was humping e bedsheet... den became limp in 2mins flat...both our first time...super awkward after dat...how to react???

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take it as a learning experience lor....

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tats kinda turn off....maybe next time u can guide his brother down there.........

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Well its kinda ridiculous, unless he is blind i dont see why he cant find the right hole. Unless he has a fetish for humping sheets, then somethings really wrong. For being flaccid after only 2mins, i think he needs double dose of viagra. Acually you dont have to feel awkward,do you? Anyways is he your bf or what? Fill us in please XD

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Haha...dont need to do anything, just smile and ask him ...wanna try again??

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if i have bad sex i will call the pimp and complain

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both of u 1st time .. then ok la ..
forgive and learn together ...
be more open about it .. it doesnt mean that if u are female .. u cannot take charge ..

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What's your other username?

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i will pout... *pouts*
don't ask me what that means cause i don't know

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lol... wat u trying to do?
lol

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lol~ change bf?? just joking ya! kinda weird if he cant find the errr..right hole?? *weird weird weird*

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at least he nv went in the wrong one

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Wow, this question is your first post ....... ha ha, think u seriously need help.
I am sure as time goes by, he is gonna "do it" right.

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HAHAHAHA THIS THREAD IS DAMM FUNNY! LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL. How can a guy hump de bedsheet thinking its a pussy?!?!?!?! Sounds so wrong

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huh hump a bedsheet?!

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amazingly he didn't feel he was humping the bedsheet instead of inserting in the hole. LOL.
well, its both your first time. so take it as an experience and ask him to find the RIGHT hole next time.

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both first time... two mins okie ma... inexperience with hormones running.... but humping a bedsheet with a nude woman in front of him... my god... how is he going to explain to others his "first" time.... lol...

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go and learn how to foreplay for both of you guys , and watch more demos

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i have a qn...
what position were you in that he can mistakenly hump the bedsheet???
my friend once had a partner who simply couldn't get wet... i just poked it in anyhow... humped her until i realised my ****head was turning purple... no wonder it was so painful... so i decided to stop and of course it got limp after i stopped...
she later told her friend that i couldn't last more then 5 minutes...
point being, sometimes its not his fault... maybe its yours...
i suspect its the position you were in that contributed to his mistakes...

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it's time to get a dildo.