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:alcoholic Who was lucky enough?

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:alcoholic Who was lucky enough?

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never.. cus i'm a dead sleeper.. not easy to be disturb during my slp

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lucky? eew...
there was one morning about a month ago i open their room door to go to the master bed room toilet den see my parents doing it den my mother was like half sleeping den my father was like shocked, both still had clothes on thou
managed to close the door n walk off before we got eye contact (n would have been more awkward)
den i went back to do my stuff on the com, like no comments, what was on my mind was "damn it they should have been more careful and lock the door now make everyone feel stupid"
about 30 minutes later i started laughing to myself LOL
anyway, they nvr come out of the room, guess they went back to slp den woke up later

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erms. nv.
last time
i only see b4 condom in the toilet bowl . lol.

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I always use my com tilll i wanna slp...
Once, my dad is like go ur room n slp... And it's like still early lor... Den i ask him why... He tell me bill expensive blah blah blah... Den i was like other month u dun nag now u nag... He asked me not to go to his room... (I GO HIS ROOM FOR WAD MANZ!!!!) Den he stand there watch me shut down my com, go to my room... Den he faster rush back to his room... (He is fat, so when he run, everyone can feel... HAHA!!!)
The next day, i saw da condom @ da toilet...

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Nyaha.. tell more stories!!

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My Parents? I nv seen them or know when they did those stuffs..My Ex Gf told me she saw her Parents doing it..She say she also go into masterbed room get some thing then saw her parebts naked n she say "Oooh Oh".. The walk out..That morning 3 of them act nothing happe..Then my Ex very ka jiao..Go to theur room see got any nice stuffs anot..She says got many flavoured condoms.lolx

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i only heard bouncing of the bed sound... becoz when i try to open the door i can`t then i try to hear inside got ppl or not haaaa....

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you gonna have little sister soon!!!
btw later i coming to find you.. HA HA

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I've got 1 lil sis and tat's ENUFF!!!
U come find i sure shout @ u 1... If i get sack u give me $500/mth k???

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got... LOLx... tat was last time when i was still small. I wanted to go into my parents's room so i open the door. When i opened the door.. i saw dad naked on top of my mum! wah.. i can tell u i was damn damn pai seh lo.. i quickly close the door n sit at the living room.
after tat.. my dad ask mi to go into to the room... ask mi dun learn wad they does juz now. muahaha.....
there was a few times i did heard my parents doing it in the mid of the nite in another room.

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haha... how can dun learn? then next time how to make babies??

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See Discovery Cahnnel or National Geographic then can learn liao

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wait see liao think only can do it with monkey/pig haha

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last time my parents normally dun close the door when sleeping.but once they closed i knew it.after mayb 1 or 2 hrs ltr,they will open the door again.

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499!!!

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errr... i duno this one counted anot.
when i wanna go in the masterbed room the toilet to use , i saw my dad licking my mom's bare breast.err nipple to be exact. T_T" den faster close the door . and act nth happened LOL

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no, my parents always close and lock the door.