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i'm horny...how ?

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i'm horny...how ?

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ummmm wank off??

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now? at this time?????

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ya now...at this time !

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spank monkey time!watch the planet of e apes first.
...i suggest u wank off la..haiz..wrong timing dude.

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lolx...u ahz...bad sia ! nvm

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wats your address?
i come over to fark with you now lor

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ok great ! its 123 jerk road, #89-89 singapore 890123

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exercise is the best cure for it? hoho.

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Do something that keeps u occupied ....

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make the bald man weep , shackle the shalaylay , stroke the salami , spank the monkey , have cycolops battle the five headed monster , chop your wood, jerk off.!go pcc.

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Go do hand job.. LOLX!!!!

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hmm i tot u haf gf............

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Take a look at this...
"In addition to feeling so good, masturbating relieves sexual tension that builds up naturally over time. Just about every male in his teens or older gets "horny," in which his mind gets preoccupied by erotic (sexy) thoughts. This is a natural process: Your sex organs produce and accumulate semen, and your body responds by causing you to want to ejaculate the semen and make room for more semen. One way this happens is through a nocturnal emission or "wet-dream" — an ejaculation during sleep. Another way is through masturbation. (Guys who masturbate regularly often don't experience nocturnal emissions.)"

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haha.. i guess the horny period for douglas is over.. :X cus now it's oredi 6.33pm~

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nice analogy..

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yea...mast lor best mah if ur gf not with u

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more to add on, Spool the wheel, beat the meat, finger the flute, and finally MAsturbate

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i'm jus trying to spice u guys up, u think if i'm horny anyone would care mehx ? haha...
jus for the fun ! i'm horny, but i know...no one will go on top of me...coz i'm too good to be true, :x :x :x
ok that's another joke...but i got stamina ok ! :X

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hee hee.........
ur gf never give it to u ah???