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tell you bout 3 of my friends... friend 1... chinatown SERIAL molester... this guy really damn cute... he came up to me once and told me he's in trouble.. cause a week ago.. he went to chinatown, and went around molesting girls... molest as in REALLY molest... he'll go up to the girl frm behind, squeeze her boobs or rub her below... then turn and run... lol stylo rite tis guy???? so wat happened was there was this girl he molested,,, when he touched her she screamed, and when he turned to run, this guy gave chase... finally he managed to outrun this guy, my friend was one of the fastest in sispec... lol sure cannot beat type 2.4 in 9 minutes 1... hahaha back to story.... later he crossed the road to go home, he saw a police car at the junction... at first he thought the police car was just passing by... then later the police car turned and he saw the woman inside the police car... so he ran again la... the police gave chase and he hid inside the electrical cupboards in 1 of the buildings... go take a look at the cupboards outside your houses.. the really smelly ones... lol damn disgusting... conclusion: nobody caught, nobody nearly caught friend 2 sentosa foam party.. he invited me to go play foam with him... lol... and later told me... tell you ah... at there sure can touch girl 1... all the girls there all in bikinis and all... when the foam comes just go n grab them la... they sure dunno who touch them 1 after the party, he told me... it was really fun, if i had been more aggressive i would have been able to grab over 30 boobs... but was damn scarry cause there was this bangara just less then 5 m frm me... he went to molest this girl... then all of a sudden 2 plain clothes policemen just jumped onto him and pinned him down... the 2 policemen were topless and wearing berms... very nearly i kana, summore so close to me... conclusion: nobody caught, 1 nearly BEST OF ALL friend 3 invited me to club 3 afew weeks back.. but i didn't go cause another of my friends really chio 1 invited me to go mu... lol abit wasted though... wat happened was tt he called me and told me, tonite sure drink until high 1,,, my group inside got 3 or 4 girls... ask me wanna go or not... but i was going mu already... so i didn't join him JUST YESTERDAY.... i went back to my previous unit... and i was supposed to take over the rnd spec there, so i more or less am open to know discipline cases.... and am very close to the current rnd spec... guess wat happened??? he molested this girl, she shouted molest.. the dj on the lights, bouncers took him out and police came... he's out on bail now conclusion: 1 caught hahahahhaa i certainly have the most marvellous friends huh!!! everyweek got new story to tell ppl 1... lol keep you updated if anything new happens Answer: tell you bout 3 of my friends... friend 1... chinatown SERIAL molester... this guy really damn cute... he came up to me once and told me he's in trouble.. cause a week ago.. he went to chinatown, and went around molesting girls... molest as in REALLY molest... he'll go up to the girl frm behind, squeeze her boobs or rub her below... then turn and run... lol stylo rite tis guy???? so wat happened was there was this girl he molested,,, when he touched her she screamed, and when he turned to run, this guy gave chase... finally he managed to outrun this guy, my friend was one of the fastest in sispec... lol sure cannot beat type 2.4 in 9 minutes 1... hahaha back to story.... later he crossed the road to go home, he saw a police car at the junction... at first he thought the police car was just passing by... then later the police car turned and he saw the woman inside the police car... so he ran again la... the police gave chase and he hid inside the electrical cupboards in 1 of the buildings... go take a look at the cupboards outside your houses.. the really smelly ones... lol damn disgusting... conclusion: nobody caught, nobody nearly caught friend 2 sentosa foam party.. he invited me to go play foam with him... lol... and later told me... tell you ah... at there sure can touch girl 1... all the girls there all in bikinis and all... when the foam comes just go n grab them la... they sure dunno who touch them 1 after the party, he told me... it was really fun, if i had been more aggressive i would have been able to grab over 30 boobs... but was damn scarry cause there was this bangara just less then 5 m frm me... he went to molest this girl... then all of a sudden 2 plain clothes policemen just jumped onto him and pinned him down... the 2 policemen were topless and wearing berms... very nearly i kana, summore so close to me... conclusion: nobody caught, 1 nearly BEST OF ALL friend 3 invited me to club 3 afew weeks back.. but i didn't go cause another of my friends really chio 1 invited me to go mu... lol abit wasted though... wat happened was tt he called me and told me, tonite sure drink until high 1,,, my group inside got 3 or 4 girls... ask me wanna go or not... but i was going mu already... so i didn't join him JUST YESTERDAY.... i went back to my previous unit... and i was supposed to take over the rnd spec there, so i more or less am open to know discipline cases.... and am very close to the current rnd spec... guess wat happened??? he molested this girl, she shouted molest.. the dj on the lights, bouncers took him out and police came... he's out on bail now conclusion: 1 caught hahahahhaa i certainly have the most marvellous friends huh!!! everyweek got new story to tell ppl 1... lol keep you updated if anything new happens Answer: You sure that is your friend and not WiLdChiLd ? Answer: eh..Are u sure? Answer: wow..i never knew guys were desperate...girls beware.. Answer: l0l..now chinatown still got people meh? Answer: hahaha dats called COoL????? well then i have even cooler friends. This friend of mine...all the gals think he's so cute and one of my gal friends even tried to get me to hook them up just for one nite. He doesnt even need to go to crowded places to grab tits.. gals willingly come to him to be grabbed. ahhahahhha Answer: tats sg or aus? Answer: hahah aussie.....in sg hmmmz let me think....there's one too who has gals (even with bf) willing to get near him.. Answer: ok cool not as in really cool but when you talk about it.. the story's cool tt kinda cool but still... lol nobody got friends who'd do stuff like tt rite??? esp my chinatown serial molester... lol he's simply amazing la... he's going to nus soon, some business course, got aab for his a levels and 1340 for his sat... seriously he's the really smart type.... and a typical jc kia type of guy... he'd make really funny but witty remarks here and there but don't really join the conversation... you know.. but he does stuff like tt... still i think it's a waste should have went to club 3 tt day... hahahahha imagine having the lights shine and you see a girl pointing to your friend and screaming molester!!! hahahahahh i think i will laugh till peng Answer: Hmmz its funny how the smartest guys at school always turn out to be a hidden sex fanatic. hhahahaha Answer: still he's cool leh... you'll never believe the wierd questions he's asked me about my ex girlfriends and my sex partners... hahahah think about it damn funny 1 but he's not the highlight of the day la... the most powerful 1 is the guy who got caught... bth him... i go club every week... everyweek oso no need to specially go molest oso will have some girl come accidently rub her tits against you 1.. knn how to kana caught for molest!??!! hahahah i'm thinkni he must have used his hand go n grab.... stupid like hell!!! Answer: hahaha alrite....he's cool. But come to think of it....u seen those stories about a guy who's psycho rapist or pervert ...etc... most of them are really smart guys.....at school one of the best. So it shows that they were deprived of gals too much. ahhahahaha Answer: it's a result of not knowing where to download kazaa and RIAA's lawsuits against porn downloaders... hahahahha think about this... the only reason why god created them yappos is to give us porn... they don't do anything good to begin with... they stink, don't have style or class... you see any yappos rushing for fendi or gucci??? almost none... and best of all... they got NO FASHION SENSE!!! and the ying and yang theory tells us that if 1 is bad, something else will make back for it... therefore yappo girls have superly good bodies.... SEE!!! THEY WERE BORN TO ****!!! Answer: hahahahaha born to ****.. well i guess everyone is born to do something.....that's their talent huh.. haha Answer: Talk about the coolest, I have a guy friend who has never watch porn before...:abduct: Answer: liar...unless he's an alien from mars...:abduct: Answer: agree.... he must be a sage!!! Answer: Touchy touchy.... Answer: i don believe..... but i know one..... that guy is summer's bf.....!!!! hee hee Answer: Bleahzzzzzzzzz... U think he like u mehz... Molester... :beer:
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