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All about being caught masturbating haha. Anyone here has anything like that happen to them before? I've never actually been caught before... my parents more or less pretend not to know anything that goes on in my room haha.

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All about being caught masturbating haha. Anyone here has anything like that happen to them before? I've never actually been caught before... my parents more or less pretend not to know anything that goes on in my room haha.

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Ooooooooo... Issit??

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weEeee.. another guy who love to chew cheng... =x

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who's mr pak chew cheng???
why everybody love to talk about him
n besides...
wat kinda name is pak chew cheng....
sounds like tt guy who acted in mr kiasu
his name is chew chor meng i think

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Name: dd --- 9/3/2001
Age When It Happened: 16, - Gender: Male
Year It Happened: 98
Key: 7901
I am from Egypt and after I have read the chapter "all over the world..." I decided to write what does the getting caught mean for me and my friends. I have three older brothers and earlyer didn´t understand what do they started to do and talk about (while me not alloved) when they vere around the age of 12. We share the same room but until they teached me when I was 12 I didn´t see them doing anythig strange besides of some noises I have heard at nights. Since I got through the inicialize rite when my brother told me day after my 12 birthday how to masturbate I started to do it for between three or four times a day so I was caught many times by each of my brothers and it means nothing for both of us.
But the general popularity of this practise I found on the high school college. Notice: in my comunity it is quite impossible to have premarital sex in Egypt. That´s why everyone masturbate from early puberty to the wedding day. In the college I spent the most time with masturbation because all of my friends I shared a room with did it more than once a day and you can´t just notice that someone nearby you is masturbating while doing something else.
So we inspired each other permanently, sometimes we did it like six times continually without a break a day. Only once I was caught when it seemed problematic. I was 16 and often wanted to jerk outside. I found that the small rock near our village might be good place. I get naked and while having a good view around thought nothing could happen I was seen by a older neighbour girl. This did make me horny much more and I climaxed right in front of her. I was surprised when she asked me how it feel. So I said the best of all and then she left and as I know she didn´t tell anyone.

Indian villagers 4r3 0wnz0r.

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hee hee....
haiz....
almost got caught consider in this thread???
maybe summer can share........
hee hee

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hmm? nobody wants to share?

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lol summer doesn't mast la... she has enough sex to take care of that

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hahaha......
she maybe still a V leh??

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Name: 'nother guy --- 7/17/2001
Age When It Happened: 15, - Gender: Male
Year It Happened: 1998
Key: 7205
well, there were actually two time I got caught, the first was when I was in the shower, and I found out that the massage setting felt really good against my penis and balls. So I grabbed the shower head, spread my legs and let it spray all over. Well, about five minutes later I began to have an amazing orgasm, my legs went limp, and i let out a pretty loud moan. I never understood why chicks moaned until that point. My dad apparently heard me moaned and asked what was wrong. In a panic I said,I hit my ear. My EAR?!?! What was I thinking?! when I got out, he gave me a very funny look, that told me he knew what was going on.
The second time, I was home alone all day, so taking advantage of this I walked around the house naked, working up a good erection. (By the way, I think this might set the record for the most embarrasing story on your site.) Any ways, I started getting really horny, reading these stories, so I decided to relieve myself. I went to my entertainment center in the family room, and put in some loud techno music. I love masturbating to techno music! Then I got up on our kitchen counter, fully lubed. I had seen my sister one time masturbating, on her knees, with her head rested on the floor, butt in the air and one hand massaging her pussy from the front and one behind. it really turned me on, so i tried it.I rubbed some more lotion on both my hands, and started masturbating to the beat of the music. It was great, but to add more excitment to my session, i decided to stick a carrot up my ass, which I had read on another website helps spread your orgasm throughout your entire pelvic region. Now let me lay the scene out for you one more time. I'm on the counter with my butt in the air, rubbing my **** with one hand, massaging my anus and balls with the other, with a carrot up my ass, and doing it all to hard house techno. (Teenagers will do some pretty sick and twisted things when we're that horny won't we?) To top it off my mom walks in the side door, just as i let out a moan and ejaculated all over the counter. She screamed and ran back out the door. I think I sat there frozen for thirty minutes before I cleaned myself up, I dont know it might have been an hour. About fifteen minutes after that, my mom came back in, flustered, but calm. I couldn't bring myself to look at her. I promise you, if the grim reaper had come to take me at that very minute, I would have hugged him. My mom sat me down on the couch and talked to me about sex, and masturbation and told me that it was a beautiful thing, and that everyone should experiment with whatever feels good. She also said that anal stimulation could feel really good as well, but that it all need to be somewhere more private.
Even though these experiences were mortifying at the time, they worked out to my advantage. later that week I foud a gift wrapped present in my room filled with lubricants, magazines, artificaial vaginas, and yes, even a dildo. All compliments of a very cool mom.

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wah!!!
fierce man.....

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Name: Jessica --- 7/1/2001
Age When It Happened: 12, - Gender: Female
Year It Happened: 1998
Key: 6933
Okay, so, one day when I was in 7th grade I had this report due for English class and I was in my room using the thesaurus to improve my wording. As I was doing so I got really bored and started to think of my crush and got really aroused. And the way I masturbate is I put a book in between my legs and hump it or whatever. LoL I do occasionally finger myself, but I find that the book is better.... So I had the thesaurus and I was going at it and I didn't even hear my mom coming down the hallway. All of a sudden, my bedroom door opens and I quickly took the book from between my legs and looked at her. I think she knew what I was doing, but she never said anything about it.
P.S. Am I unusual for using a book to give me pleasure??
Thanks!! Love the site!!
No, many things can be used for pleasure... and ARE used for pleasure!~
**

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Name: Diana --- 7/1/2001
Age When It Happened: 12, - Gender: Female
Year It Happened: 1997
Key: 6928
I've been masturbating since the age of 7, although at that time I didn't knew that this was masturbation. I never understood the term before the age of 10. I never used anything else for masturbation, but my two hands. But the more I got interested into sex, the more I was curious what it might feel like to have real intercourse. I already inserted one and even two fingers into my vagina (never very deep), but it usually 'burned' a bit and was rather unpleasant.
On a webpage I read that this is not unusual and many girls have to "learn" to enjoy intercourse. They also said that it might be a good idea to stretch your vagina a bit, before you have intercourse for the first time, to avoid that your first time might be painful for you (and thus very unpleasant for your boyfriend). That's exactly what I was trying that evening, I wanted to get the real feeling of penetration and I was willing to take the risk of pain.
The problem was to find something that I can use as a replacement for a penis, this was not easy. Candles either seem to small or to big, all stuff in my room was too rough...after searching all over the house for 2 hours, I decided to use a carrot. I chose a nice one, not too big, not too long, but about the size of a penis (it's hard to say after such a long time, but it must have been the size of an adult penis). I thought that I could handle that. I cleaned it as good as possible and then walked to my room. I started as usual, up to a point where I was already right on the way to a wonderful orgasm, then I spread my legs apart and tried to insert that carrot. It soon turned out that it was bigger than it looked and yes, it did hurt (not a lot, there are other more painful things I knew, but it was unpleasant). But that was no reason for me to stop.
And just when I managed to relax my muscle and insert one quarter of it (and even the pain was nearly gone completely), the door opened and my father came in. He was looking right onto my pussy, with the top of a carrot sticking inside, my body covered with sweat and I was breathing like I just did heavy exercise (BTW, when I just masturbated with my hands, I wasn't that sweaty and breathless in general). At that moment I wish I had died. Throughout my whole previous life I've never been more embarrassed than in that moment. My dad only said: "Put on some clothes and come to the living room within the next 15 minutes, we have to talk." (and even though he tried to stay cool, I wasn't the only one who had to blush).
A few minutes later I was in the living room. My mom wasn't at home at that day (thank GOD!). The first thing I said was: "Please don't tell mom about it!", I was really afraid of that. But he only said: "If you don't want that mom knows about that, I won't tell you. I won't tell anyone" and I was quite surprised to hear that. Then he told me something about masturbation - he told me where babies come from with 8 and both of my parents introduced me to sex with 10; but nobody ever talked about masturbation with me. He even admitted that he had masturbated a lot in the past and that he's still doing it once a while. He also offered me to buy a dildo or vibrator if I like that (also without informing mom about that). It was also the day he showed me where my parents hide their condoms and he said: "If you ever plan to have sex with a boy, go and get some condoms from this drawer. You are always free to take as many as you need, we won't ever count them to control your consumption. I always buy them in large quantities - 100 or more - and whenever only very little are left, I get some new packages, so you can be sure that this drawer is never empty."
I was still very embarrassed, but only 6 month later I was brave enough to ask for it and he really bought me a dildo (it looked exactly like a real penis) and a tiny vibrator (it was rather for clitoris stimulation). He also bought me other stuff that I couldn't buy legally or where I would have been too emberassed to buy them (e.g. a butt plug with 15) and he allowed me to view his collection of pornographic videos when my parents weren't at home, but my first two toys were something really special. I still have both of them and I think those were the best to presents I ever got from my dad. I used both very often up to now and one day I might have an own daughter, I know what I will buy on her 12th birthday.
He assured me that he will never enter my room again with knocking first and I think this won't ever change. Also he kept his promise and never told mom about that (he even said: "If you are afraid that you might be pregnant, better tell me first, so I can prepare you mom for the shock"). Since that day I knew that there's no topic I couldn't discuss with my dad. I had no idea that he is such a liberal person. About 8 month ago we had another "open discussion" (as usually without mom) and there he assured me: No matter how my sexuality may change in the future (and he gave lots of examples for that, some are so sick, I couldn't post them here), he will always have an ear for my problems, he will never get mad at me and he won't stop to love me, because I will always be his little-girl.
I know this story is way too long, but it has a deeper message inside: No matter how terrible it was for me to get caught (and it might sound like a joke, but during the 15 minutes my dad gave me to dress up, I really thought about running away and never come back...fortunately I dropped that idea again), in the end it was the best thing that could have happen to me. I really doubt that I would now have such a close relationship to my dad, if that never had taken place (because before that I had no idea how my dad really is). Actually if I could live my life again, I would let him caught me again that day...or maybe I might even make sure my dad catches me a lot earlier.
PS: My mom is also a nice person, but I could never talk with her about my sexuality and she also easily gets upset when you start talking about very intimate topics. Further I'm afraid she is even more scared of such a discussion than me.

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lol damn funny bth bth!!!

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Name: Will --- 6/9/2001
Age When It Happened: 11, - Gender: Male
Year It Happened: 1996
Key: 6606
I loved the post by Ron (index number 6559) where he talked about using his sander. From an early age I was in love with anything that vibrated. Probably at around age 6 or 7 I would sneak into the laundry room while the washer was running and hold my crotch up to the washing machine, and it gave me the most delightful tickle, and I'd feel warm and relaxed all over.
When I was around 9, I found that the lawnmower could do more than cut grass. My father set the handle low so I could push it, and I don't think he ever suspected why I was so eager to mow the lawn. Our back yard was narrow but very deep, and with trees, so when I was mowing way back, I was pretty much out of sight of the house. I'd walk behind the mover with the handle in my crotch, and be in heaven the whole time. It wasn't unusual to get three or four good dry orgasms in one mow job. Just hearing the mover start gave me a boner that wouldn't go away.
One Saturday when I was 10 or 11 my mother was out of town and my father had to go to work for a couple of hours. I went out to the garage for something, and saw the mover, and got a boner. I decided to fire up my old friend and have some fun. I started it up, put the handle in my crotch, and went to it. There I was, hunched over a running lawn mover with the handle in my crotch in a closed garage, and in walks my father. Whoops. I stopped the mower and didn't know what to do.
My father rose to the occasion. He told me that running a gasoline engine in an enclosed space is very dangerous, and to not do that again. He then went over to his workbench and picked up his electric sander and said that was a lot safer to use. He handed it to me with a smile and left, but came back in a minute and said to not use it directly on my penis or I'd rub the skin off.
I got over it pretty quickly, and pretty soon was trying out the sander, and it felt great. I used it a couple of times that day, and frequently afterwards.
One day I took it to my bedroom and was using it, when my father walked in. He said the sander made too much noise to use like that, and he'd have to get me a proper vibrator. That night when I went to bed I found a box under my pillow with a note that said 'this should do the trick, but keep your door closed.' I opened it up and it was a small electric vibrator. I quickly plugged it in and gave it a try, and it was great. Good vibration, and almost no noise, just a hum. I enjoyed it that night!
The next morning my father asked if everything went well last night, and I said yes, great, thanks! He smiled and left it at that. I have a great dad.

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lucky never kana found out by parents b4.. but i still think they know wad im doing =x