Question:
Brothels
Location
All chicken houses that are located in the designated zone south of Geylang Road(which starts with Lorong 2 and extends all the way to Lorong 30). The prostitutes that operate there are issued with special certificates which allow them to ply their trade. However, they are not allowed to solicit sex by the roadside or at the hotel lobbies in the area.
How does the system work?
The brothels in the area are identified by the big bright unit numbers displayed on a lighted box. Residential units in the area have small numbers and often put up signs in English and Chinese indicating "Private Residence" in order to prevent the wrong sort of guests from visiting their homes.
Working hours are generally from 12.30 pm to midnight. If you are the sort who feel embarrassed about going to a brothel, the best time to visit would be around 1 to 3 pm on a weekday as business is very slow at the time and you are less likely to meet your boss, your neighbour or your father in the same joint. The ****ing rooms are also cleaner earlier in the day as the housemaid has just finished tidying up the mess left behind from the day before.
Walk boldy into brothel of your choice. Dont be discouraged by the rather dingy looking exteriors. Many have done up the ****ing rooms inside very nicely. Once inside, you will be met by the "receptionist" who will ask whether you want a drink. After the formalities, you can specify your wants according to race (Malay / Chinese / Indian etc), skills category (good blow job/willing to do anal sex/threesomes etc), assets (skinny/fat/big tits and so on). The brothel keeper will then use the phone to place your order for someone that is supposedly a close match to the make love of your dreams. Be prepared for disappointments however. The industry has no money back guarantee.
Most brothels also have a few "resident" prostitutes which the brothel keeper may offer to you. If you like what you see, by all means accept the offer. However, you are under no obligation to make love only the "resident" chickens. If you don't like what is offered in house, just tell the guy you would prefer to take your chances with an import from another ***** house. All the make love shops are within minutes of each other by car and your girl should show up almost immediately in a Nissan Sunny/Honda Civic/Toyota Corolla or something similar. If you have to wait more than 5 minutes, it simply means that the girl that meets your requirements is busy getting ****ed by someone with similar sexual tastes as yours so you will just have to wait until he has got his rocks off.
When your dream girl arrives, she will totally ignore your presence initially and will proceed to sign in at the reception counter. After signing in, you will be introduced to your chicken by the brothel keeper. DON'T shake hands. It isn't necessary. You will have plenty of time for get to know her inside out over the next half an hour or so. Your chicken will lead you from the reception area to an available room. The action is ABOUT TO BEGIN!!
Once inside, she will drop her unfriendly facade almost immediately and put on a more intimate expression. The first thing that she will do is to undress and give you a bath. From this point on, what happens is up to you. Most of the $200 category are quite obliging and will even give you a massage of sorts before or after sex. Don't expect as a good a massage compared to what you get at the health centres though. The girls of Geylang are primarily for sex and their massage skills are secondary.
Take note however that very few girls are willing to do anal sex. If you are addicted to this disgusting act, ask the brothel keeper for recommendations.
After your little sexual escapade is over, it is time to get dressed and face the real world again. If you have enjoyed the service rendered very much and would like a repeat order some time in the future, ask the girl for her work schedule. They will normally tell you when they will be going back to their home town for a month or so. Don't forget to jot down her name MENTALLY. Writing her name down in your diary is not a good idea if you are married. The girls are assigned all sorts of names nowadays. They have run out of common English names like Judy, June, Rosy, Mimi etc and are now using names of cars. In fact, there is a girl called Mercedes who was really hot and Corolla was just great. Payment is made to the brothel keeper on your way out. You do not have to pay the girl anything, the brothel will settle accounts with her. However, if you want to impress, a nice tip to her could make your next make love with her even more pleasurable. Do this BEFORE you leave the room. If you don't intend screwing her again, then don't bother with the tip.
Thai style brothels with the Aquarium (fish tank) concept are available mainly from Lorong 4 to 12 . The fish tank concept enables a customer to view and choose a girl which suits his taste. However, the girls there are cheaper ($40 & mainly from Thailand) and that there is a limit of half an hour for you to shoot your load.
Prices
List prices at most joints in Geylang currently stand at $100 dollars for a rather ugly chicken and $200 for the more sexy variety. All the brothel keepers are therefore willing to lower prices in order to keep their customers coming back for more. Just open your mouth and ask and you will be given a nice big discount. The $100 variety can therefore be enjoyed for about $80 while the market rate for the premium $200 premium category can be ****ed for $150. You can probably get a slighty larger discount if you are regular customer.
Although it is not widely publicised, the girls are told that they should make their customers "cum" within 45 minutes as the brothel accountant used this number to do his/her costing when he/she did the business plan. However, if you suffer from premature ejaculation and shoot your load off within the first 5 minutes, the girl will give you another go. I have friends who can cum three times per 45 minute session in order to get their money's worth. Sessions which go beyond 45 minutes during off peak hours are acceptable and there will be no extra charge.
If you are stingy and want everything in life to be cheap cheap, the fish tank variety which can be found in the Lorong 4 to Lorong 12 section are available at $40 for a half hour make love.
As far as I know, none of the establishments accept credit cards. Terms are strictly cash.
Where do the girls come from?
The majority are Malaysian Chinese who are come from various Malaysian towns and cities. Some are from Sarawak and Sabah. Don't ask them why they are working in their chosen profession. It irritates them like hell. If you ask them what they are going to do with the money they earn, the standard answer is that they will be going back home to start a hairdressing salon once they have earned enough. The Thai girls come from Thailand of course.
Keong Saik Street - the Poor Man's alternative to Geylang
Keong Saik Street is located in the Chinatown and the whole area used to contain row after row of run down pre war terrace houses. The area has been an "approved" red light district for as long as I can remember. It traditionally served the poorer segment of Singapore Society and this holds true till today. However, in recent years, the area has been redeveloped and quite a number of boutique type hotels and wine bars have sprouted up amongst the houses of sin. This makes for an intersesting mix of "cultures", especially on weekends when the Yuppies are getting stoned in the bars while the hard core sex addicts are getting their rocks off on the other side of a brick wall which separates the two establishments.
Prices are considerably lower at Keong Saik, referred to by most Singaporeans as K.S. to reinforce our love of acronyms.
$20 - rather old, quickie (about 20mins)
$30 - ok, in 30-35 range
$50 - in 25-30 range (about 30-45 mins)
$70, $100 in 25-30 yrs (about 45 mins)
range cost depends on service and age of girl
$15 - massage only
You can have either FJ only (girls very pretty) or FJ and BJ. The $100 girls are the same as those in GL $150 ($200) category except they pay less for the house/room.
Rooms are small, they have only a wash basin, but some are well furnished (even have water bed) and clean. Go for the newer ones. Girls always wash you *thoroughly*, not all perform rimming, and you are lucky if you get one that does at $50. I think the girls here are more obsessed with cleanliness than the ones in GL who give you just a quick bath.
You can call any girl you want from any place, the aunties there will oblige and recommend. Even if you see the chick walking into another house. Be prepared to wait if you want the "Ang Pai" ones.
Medium of conversation, predorminantly Cantonese and some of them provide more of a good time. They don't serve other races or will charge double and look for certain girls if you come with a friend.
Most of the BJs are done with condom, they are rather strict, and at least all of the FJs unless the girl knows you well.
Girls there have to be a certain standard. As most of the lau-jiao are very demanding, the girls need not be very beautiful, but service has to be top class.
If you want only a massage (the bone breaking type) you can call for a "shok-sau" (experienced hand) and enjoy then get nice girl for a BJ or FJ.
Explanation for the Acronyms used
FJ - make love Job
BJ - Blow Job
*note: the prices are for reference only... might be outdated

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Brothels
Location
All chicken houses that are located in the designated zone south of Geylang Road(which starts with Lorong 2 and extends all the way to Lorong 30). The prostitutes that operate there are issued with special certificates which allow them to ply their trade. However, they are not allowed to solicit sex by the roadside or at the hotel lobbies in the area.
How does the system work?
The brothels in the area are identified by the big bright unit numbers displayed on a lighted box. Residential units in the area have small numbers and often put up signs in English and Chinese indicating "Private Residence" in order to prevent the wrong sort of guests from visiting their homes.
Working hours are generally from 12.30 pm to midnight. If you are the sort who feel embarrassed about going to a brothel, the best time to visit would be around 1 to 3 pm on a weekday as business is very slow at the time and you are less likely to meet your boss, your neighbour or your father in the same joint. The ****ing rooms are also cleaner earlier in the day as the housemaid has just finished tidying up the mess left behind from the day before.
Walk boldy into brothel of your choice. Dont be discouraged by the rather dingy looking exteriors. Many have done up the ****ing rooms inside very nicely. Once inside, you will be met by the "receptionist" who will ask whether you want a drink. After the formalities, you can specify your wants according to race (Malay / Chinese / Indian etc), skills category (good blow job/willing to do anal sex/threesomes etc), assets (skinny/fat/big tits and so on). The brothel keeper will then use the phone to place your order for someone that is supposedly a close match to the make love of your dreams. Be prepared for disappointments however. The industry has no money back guarantee.
Most brothels also have a few "resident" prostitutes which the brothel keeper may offer to you. If you like what you see, by all means accept the offer. However, you are under no obligation to make love only the "resident" chickens. If you don't like what is offered in house, just tell the guy you would prefer to take your chances with an import from another ***** house. All the make love shops are within minutes of each other by car and your girl should show up almost immediately in a Nissan Sunny/Honda Civic/Toyota Corolla or something similar. If you have to wait more than 5 minutes, it simply means that the girl that meets your requirements is busy getting ****ed by someone with similar sexual tastes as yours so you will just have to wait until he has got his rocks off.
When your dream girl arrives, she will totally ignore your presence initially and will proceed to sign in at the reception counter. After signing in, you will be introduced to your chicken by the brothel keeper. DON'T shake hands. It isn't necessary. You will have plenty of time for get to know her inside out over the next half an hour or so. Your chicken will lead you from the reception area to an available room. The action is ABOUT TO BEGIN!!
Once inside, she will drop her unfriendly facade almost immediately and put on a more intimate expression. The first thing that she will do is to undress and give you a bath. From this point on, what happens is up to you. Most of the $200 category are quite obliging and will even give you a massage of sorts before or after sex. Don't expect as a good a massage compared to what you get at the health centres though. The girls of Geylang are primarily for sex and their massage skills are secondary.
Take note however that very few girls are willing to do anal sex. If you are addicted to this disgusting act, ask the brothel keeper for recommendations.
After your little sexual escapade is over, it is time to get dressed and face the real world again. If you have enjoyed the service rendered very much and would like a repeat order some time in the future, ask the girl for her work schedule. They will normally tell you when they will be going back to their home town for a month or so. Don't forget to jot down her name MENTALLY. Writing her name down in your diary is not a good idea if you are married. The girls are assigned all sorts of names nowadays. They have run out of common English names like Judy, June, Rosy, Mimi etc and are now using names of cars. In fact, there is a girl called Mercedes who was really hot and Corolla was just great. Payment is made to the brothel keeper on your way out. You do not have to pay the girl anything, the brothel will settle accounts with her. However, if you want to impress, a nice tip to her could make your next make love with her even more pleasurable. Do this BEFORE you leave the room. If you don't intend screwing her again, then don't bother with the tip.
Thai style brothels with the Aquarium (fish tank) concept are available mainly from Lorong 4 to 12 . The fish tank concept enables a customer to view and choose a girl which suits his taste. However, the girls there are cheaper ($40 & mainly from Thailand) and that there is a limit of half an hour for you to shoot your load.
Prices
List prices at most joints in Geylang currently stand at $100 dollars for a rather ugly chicken and $200 for the more sexy variety. All the brothel keepers are therefore willing to lower prices in order to keep their customers coming back for more. Just open your mouth and ask and you will be given a nice big discount. The $100 variety can therefore be enjoyed for about $80 while the market rate for the premium $200 premium category can be ****ed for $150. You can probably get a slighty larger discount if you are regular customer.
Although it is not widely publicised, the girls are told that they should make their customers "cum" within 45 minutes as the brothel accountant used this number to do his/her costing when he/she did the business plan. However, if you suffer from premature ejaculation and shoot your load off within the first 5 minutes, the girl will give you another go. I have friends who can cum three times per 45 minute session in order to get their money's worth. Sessions which go beyond 45 minutes during off peak hours are acceptable and there will be no extra charge.
If you are stingy and want everything in life to be cheap cheap, the fish tank variety which can be found in the Lorong 4 to Lorong 12 section are available at $40 for a half hour make love.
As far as I know, none of the establishments accept credit cards. Terms are strictly cash.
Where do the girls come from?
The majority are Malaysian Chinese who are come from various Malaysian towns and cities. Some are from Sarawak and Sabah. Don't ask them why they are working in their chosen profession. It irritates them like hell. If you ask them what they are going to do with the money they earn, the standard answer is that they will be going back home to start a hairdressing salon once they have earned enough. The Thai girls come from Thailand of course.
Keong Saik Street - the Poor Man's alternative to Geylang
Keong Saik Street is located in the Chinatown and the whole area used to contain row after row of run down pre war terrace houses. The area has been an "approved" red light district for as long as I can remember. It traditionally served the poorer segment of Singapore Society and this holds true till today. However, in recent years, the area has been redeveloped and quite a number of boutique type hotels and wine bars have sprouted up amongst the houses of sin. This makes for an intersesting mix of "cultures", especially on weekends when the Yuppies are getting stoned in the bars while the hard core sex addicts are getting their rocks off on the other side of a brick wall which separates the two establishments.
Prices are considerably lower at Keong Saik, referred to by most Singaporeans as K.S. to reinforce our love of acronyms.
$20 - rather old, quickie (about 20mins)
$30 - ok, in 30-35 range
$50 - in 25-30 range (about 30-45 mins)
$70, $100 in 25-30 yrs (about 45 mins)
range cost depends on service and age of girl
$15 - massage only
You can have either FJ only (girls very pretty) or FJ and BJ. The $100 girls are the same as those in GL $150 ($200) category except they pay less for the house/room.
Rooms are small, they have only a wash basin, but some are well furnished (even have water bed) and clean. Go for the newer ones. Girls always wash you *thoroughly*, not all perform rimming, and you are lucky if you get one that does at $50. I think the girls here are more obsessed with cleanliness than the ones in GL who give you just a quick bath.
You can call any girl you want from any place, the aunties there will oblige and recommend. Even if you see the chick walking into another house. Be prepared to wait if you want the "Ang Pai" ones.
Medium of conversation, predorminantly Cantonese and some of them provide more of a good time. They don't serve other races or will charge double and look for certain girls if you come with a friend.
Most of the BJs are done with condom, they are rather strict, and at least all of the FJs unless the girl knows you well.
Girls there have to be a certain standard. As most of the lau-jiao are very demanding, the girls need not be very beautiful, but service has to be top class.
If you want only a massage (the bone breaking type) you can call for a "shok-sau" (experienced hand) and enjoy then get nice girl for a BJ or FJ.
Explanation for the Acronyms used
FJ - make love Job
BJ - Blow Job
*note: the prices are for reference only... might be outdated

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Health Centers
Health Centers in Singapore in general are all cover ups for places of sex in Singapore. Roughly over 100 over different HC are in Singapore. From the East, Take 5 to the West, Jurong Spa to the North, Sembawang (I think) to the South Executive Spa. Generally, enterance fee ranges from the cheap 28 dollars to about 80 dollars. Most health clubs are licensed massage places and they have to get a Public Entertainment License for it.
Standard
Enter into a health club and you will often be greeted by a receptionist (normally woman). Probably not a chio bu, but can do. She seldom does a screw, so don't even think about it. Normally, they will ask you if you want to try out the facilities which I would say in most HCs here in Singapore, give it a miss, unless you are in places like executive spa, etc, which is only decent. Their facilities like their spa, all are crap and way below average in comparison to lets say SICC etc. If you opt to try to get into the room immediately to avoid meeting anyone you probably will be shown to a dinky little room. Often, there is nothing but a little twin sized bed in the middle of the room and a small shower. Upon closing the door, you await a playing game to wait for the lady that will be given to you, at least if you are a newbie to that place. Anyway, upon disrobing you are expected to take a quick customary shower, and more chances then not, while you are in the shower, the woman will come in and check you out while at the same time ask you "coffee or tea". . After you have said your preference of your drink she will go get it. Then you can just lie down without your undies (for newbies, for crying out loud, don't wear your undies and expect her to massage you. It will show you are totally blur blur. . When she returns, it will be down to business with her often asking hard or soft massage. It is your choice. Talk is not necessary but sometimes it does help. About 15-20 minutes into the massage, you will find suddenly that the woman is concentrating quite a lot on your butt. Just when you are all hard from all the attention your butt is getting the next 64k dollar question you will be asked is please turn around. You can be sure that she has already seen your **** and made it all hard hard. . The next few minutes will be spent given attention to your hardening rod and as sure as day afterwards, you will be asked the MILLION dollars question. Do you want special. For newbies who do not know what a special is, that means SEXUAL SERVICES.
The Menu and its Pricing
Hand job which is often called "Da Fei Chi" which literally means shoot the aeroplane comes from the act of basically fueling the "mortar" with shells for those in the Arty division, you should know how that is done. . That is normally the starting point of anything. The cost is about 30-50 dollars range. I haven't heard of anything like 10-20 dollars though I may suspect 20 dollars may be the least you can give for it. . Basically she would masterbate for you until you come. For those of you who masterbate quite a lot, well, good luck to her, because she is probably going to have a hard time making you cum cum. There are variations on this. She could be nude to make you cum or whatever. But that is roughly the price menu.
Blow Job. Most of the girls in HCs do Blow jobs, though like I said, there may be variations. Some may do it bare back or some with condoms. They are probably the second best in terms of blow jobs besides their compatriates in Geylang. Cost range between 50 dollars to 100 dollars. There have been some who quote about 120 dollars for cum in the mouth. .
make love Job. Most girls in the health club will do make love jobs, unless they are having that period thingy. Kekeke or they seriously are brand new to the game and trying to keep whatever dignity they have left. . Cost ranges from $80 to about $150.
The Aftermath
Often after the massage, you will take a shower by yourself while she cleans up the room and changes the bedsheet. . After which you should pay up with the girl before she leaves the room. Game Over.

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KTVs
KTVs are basically your little niteclubs joints around the world. Famous KTVs include Club Tycoon, Tainanmen, Cognac, Boss etc. Basically a drinking hole more then anything else.
The Setup
There is a general lounge and also rooms. More often then not most places, the lounge suxs big time. Anyway, there are normally two sessions, the happy hour and the late night shift. The late night shift begins normally at nine thirty pm afterwards. Whereas the happy hour begins at about five onwards. The number of girls working in a KTV range between 10-100 plus.
The Cost
You are required to pay for the room charges normally. It makes good business sense to do that. However, most places will waive the room charges if you do open a bottle of hard liquor. Room charges from 40 dollars onwards to as high as 300 plus. Most KTV rooms are quite ok furnished with sofa sets and a drink table plus a little dinky tv. Anyway, fruits and tidbits will be brought. If you are cheapskate, you better finish it. It costs a bomb in comparison to outside prices. EG, a plate of rambutans cost about 20 dollars? And the cost is only maybe 2 dollars with over 1000 times return, this is certainly a good business to go into. Kekekeke. Anyway, after which you will be assigned a mummy if you do not have one in mind. She will arrive shortly after and you can then tell her what type of girls you would want to be in your presence. . Basically, she is your OKT (Orh-Kui-Tao meaning pimp) in another sense of the word. Anyway, she will then return shortly or longly (depending on how busy that day is). Most KTVs like Boss and Cognac work on a butterfly system while the rest like Tiananmen work on a per booking session. I roughly average a bill at about 700 plus for just the drinks to about 3k for a heavy drinking night.
The Main Event
Now, the main event is basically to get to know your buddies, colleagues and even entertain guests etc, drinking and basically rah ba rah ba the girls next to you. As sex is not required on the job or in the job scope, these girls do not necessary need to entertain you at all in a sexual sense. . It is basically a given that you are there to drink more then anything else with friends. How hot it becomes depends on basically the girl you are assigned plus how smooth a talker you are. It can be happening or it can be dead boring. Most common forms of sexual encounters are basically you dig, you rub her and often just a quick hand job. Some girls will strip and basically you need to tip accordingly. make love jobs are also able to be found in some places though it is far and few between. It can either be done in the room or she will ask you to go to the rest room. Tips range between 50 to 200 dollars, remember this is a rule of thumb more then anything else.
The Aftermath
Normally, if you are a smooth talker you may be able to bed the girl if you are in a place like Boss. But if you are in a place like Tiananamen etc, you may be turned down etc. But most will do it for you for the right price. The highest I have paid to bed a girl from Tiananmen is about 1.1k. Just for a 5 hour make love. Works out to be about 200 plus an hour.

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Escort Agencies
Look in the phone book and you will find that there are tonnes and tonnes of escort agencies. But if you look closer my friend, you will find that most of them are using DBAs = doing business as and there are only seriously a handful of escort agencies in town.
The Setup
It is normal to check into a hotel before calling them *unless you are a regular client living in a private estate*. They can be quite downright rude if you are just calling for fun. Most escort agencies rely on a few sources for their girls and I think most escort agencies rely on locals more then anything else. Yep yep, you heard that right, if you want a local girl, then go to an escort agency.
The Girls
Some are as young as 18 years old, though the common age I have seen is about 24 onwards. Most tend to be local girls, though some escort agencies will try to cheat you if you are not careful. They will send you a thai ***** instead. Exotic girls can be gotten if you can contact the right company.
How to set up a session
Client: Hi, I was just wondering if you can send a girl over?
Escort Agency: Are you in a hotel?
Client: Yes, I am in Conrad Hotel room 666. You can call the receptionist at 888 8888 and ask for Mr. XYZ.
Escort Agency: I will call you back.
*Hangs up the phone*
Expect a call back in 20 minutes or move on to the next agency. After they have verified you are who you say you are, you will be asked what type of girl you want etc and then they will call you back again to confirm if a girl matches your description. Don't be an ******* and ask if the girl can make love etc please lah, these guys cannot get into trouble one and you are only setting them up. . Just use keywords like Full service etc.
The Prices
Most escort agencies in town charge by the hour. With the lowest being 250 for a filipino. And about up to 2k for something really classy like an airstewardess or a japanese. The price range is high and far. Locals tend to be cheaper at about 350 an hour. Because of the price range this type of service is left for the business and corporate man normally. I mean at 350 an hour and you cannot choose, well you know what I mean. Overnights are negotiated with the Escort Agency directly

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:bowdown: singaporeans are really in depth into such stuffs.
here's the SG guide...
enjoy!

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wahhh u so pro... i read finish the 1st one still got so many.. lols.. interesting

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i read the 1st post my eyes pain liao......

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no need type so much crap la..
i summarise everything up for all you pple la - JUST PAY, ****, THEN **** OFF.
thats Commercial Sex for you.

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Woah,cool guide,lol...u copied everything from somewhere and pasted here or u typed them all? Its cool,read all of them,lol

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copied some where....haha....interesting article..enjoy

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if anybody wanna know the lowdown on free sex in singapore... come find me!!! lol
hey why pay for something tt's supposed to be free?!?!

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haha later u see jerk kena hoot..... why ? Cause he try to spoilt the market.... lolz

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uncle gg u go that off from sammiboy.com har? lol

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still got all the pricing some more....
wonder if this will be put into the tour guide book??

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hiak i took from boatquay ..maybe that guy also ripped from sammyboy one

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Its from the world sex guide?

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interestin stuffs.. managed to read all sia.. didn't know they charged 2k per hr for an airstewardess/japanese sia.. ex lehz..

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yeah man... go to the bar, ask for a bot. of cheap vodka... 180 max
then use tt 1 bot. to go approach girls CAN ALREADY LA!!!
or heck... use $800 go other countries, buy ketamine $50... then once again a bot. of vodka $200 max.. spike the drink and sleep with ANY girl in the club...
less then 2k also wor...

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ya...then get AIDS
...priceless...

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lmao!!