Question:
jokes... *faintz*
NIGHTMARE #1
>>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
>>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
>>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There
>>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened
>>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting
>>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the
>>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
>>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
>>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his
>>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,
>>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
NIGHTMARE #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
>>think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and
>>found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I
>>do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
>>on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
>>After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
>>Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his
>>teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
>>there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in
>>here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your
>>mother"
NIGHTMARE #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
>>kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
>>a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
>>against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you
>>give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My
>>parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this
>>hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we
>>get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
>>sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I
>>love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
>>can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
>>stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair
>>disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead
>>and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says
>>she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to
>>take his hand off the intercom!"

Answer:
jokes... *faintz*
NIGHTMARE #1
>>After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
>>pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
>>Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand. "There
>>might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied. He opened
>>the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting
>>neatly on top of a framed picture of another man. naturally, the
>>guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
>>"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend
>>then?" he asked. "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his
>>ear. "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. Calmly,
>>the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
NIGHTMARE #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to
>>think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and
>>found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I
>>do?" "Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
>>on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
>>After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed.
>>Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his
>>teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
>>there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in
>>here?!?" She said, "Shhhh!," pointing at the bed, "You'll wake your
>>mother"
NIGHTMARE #3
One night a guy takes his girlfriend home. As they are about to
>>kiss each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling
>>a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand
>>against the wall and smiling, he says to her, "Honey, would you
>>give me a blow job?" Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My
>>parents will see us!" "Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this
>>hour?" He asks grinning at her. "No, please. Can you imagine if we
>>get caught?" "Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all
>>sleeping!" "No way. It's just too risky!" "Oh please, please, I
>>love you so much?!?" "No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just
>>can't!" "Oh yes you can. Please?" Out of the blue, the light on the
>>stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pajamas, hair
>>disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says, "Dad says to go ahead
>>and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, mom says
>>she can come down herself and do it But for God's sake tell him to
>>take his hand off the intercom!"

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wahahahahahaha

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hahahahaha more more

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hahahaa...
the last one
hahaa
cockernaderns

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lolx !

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last one was taken from a home made parody to the mastercard advertisment in the United States...

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eeek i've read this lots of times

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lolz !

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hahaahaaa!!