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A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decide he will show it to her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small ****, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction. His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."

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A man is very ashamed of his penis because of the size. He has an extremely small penis and doesn't want his girlfriend to dump him when she sees the size.
One night when he and his girlfriend are making out in a dark corner he decide he will show it to her. The man unzips his pants, whips out his small ****, and shoves it into her hand.
He sits there impatiently waiting to see her reaction. His girlfriend says, "Thanks for offering, but I don't smoke."

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A secretary complained about her boss.... She says "My boss is so sex-crazed.
Everytime he comes into the office, I must do the LAPTOP position, and then the DESKTOP position, followed by the SPREADSHEET format.
I must LOAD UP his SOFT DISK into a HARD DISK, so that he can INSERT in my C DRIVE and then the A DRIVE.
Then he'll ask me to EJECT his SOFTWARE outside my C DRIVE so that he is VIRUS FREE.
Then he changes his mind and decide to ENTER, ENTER, ENTER the whole day till he is in MICROSOFT stage

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Mr. Johnson got himself a new secretary. She was young, sweet, and very polite.
One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.
When leaving the room, she said, "Mr.Johnson, your barracks door is open."
He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open.
He decided to have some fun with his secretary. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention? "
The secretary, who was quite witty replied, "Why no sir,all I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags."

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"Mum, can I ask you something?"
"Sure! What about?"
"You see, I'm already fourteen and... I think it's just proper that I should own one."
"And what is this 'one' you're referring to?"
"Could you buy me a neat set of brassieres?"
"No."
"But my nipples are already prominent and it catches attention."
"Nope."
"It will be just proper at my age..."
"I said no way...!"
"But all of my friends wears.......!"
"David! How many times must I tell you that bras are for girls!?"

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...
so small
lol

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An 80 year old man is having his annual check-up at his doctor's office.
He says to the doctor, "I've never felt better in my whole life.
In fact, I have a 20 year old bride who's pregnant and having my child.
What do you think of that !!!"
The doctor thinks for a second and then says,
"Let me tell you a story. I know this guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a hunting season. But one day he's in a hurry to go hunting and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his rifle. So he's in the woods and suddenly giant grizzly bear appears out of nowhere. He raises his umbrella, points at the bear, squeezes the handle and the bear drops dead in front of him.
What do you think of that?"
The old man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot that bear!".
"EXACTLY" says the doctor.

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This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.
"Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?" "Well," his mother answered,
"Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived,"the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?!"

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Biology Lesson at home
A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while getting dressed.
She points to his **** and says, "Daddy, what's that?"
Not wanting to explain sex to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a secret."
The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that long thing between Daddy's legs?"
Her mother also doesn't want to explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me."
Couple days later the little girl says to her mother, "Mommy, I finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a toothbrush!"
"Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.
"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her chin."

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Biology Lesson in Class
During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"
A student replied: "That's because guys have "balls" and that weighs hem down."
Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"
Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's "balls"
Teacher FAINTED.

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haha
i like tis

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haaz..! i like this too..! this student best..! haaz..

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nice jokes! got somemore? lolz

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haha.. yaya.. reali funi.. any more to share? it reali tickles~

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seen them from my mail b4...but still very funny...

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shld we move to express zone? to share to more ppls!