Question:
Nightmare #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of
matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the operation."

Answer:
Nightmare #1
After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over,
pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his
lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of
matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another
man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied,
"That's me before the operation."

Answer:
Nightmare #2
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was
trying to think of a way to rekindle it.
One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed.
He thought to himself, "what should I do?
Oh-I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down
on his wife.
Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure.
After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she
climaxed.
Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush
his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife
there shaving her legs.
He exclaimed, "If you're here, who's that in bed??!?".
"Shhhh!,"pointing at the bed,the wife said,"Don't wake up your
mom...

Answer:
One night, a guy took his girlfriend home.
As they are about to kiss each other goodnight at the front
door, the guy started feeling a little horny.
With an air of confidence, he leaned with his hand against the
wall and smiling, he says to her,
"Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?" He replied, grining
at her.
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much?!?"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't" "I'm begging you ... "
Out of the blue, the lights on the stairs went "ON", and the
girl's sister showed up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled,
and in a sleepy voice she says,
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it.
Or if need be, mom says she can come down herself and do it.
But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom!"

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haha...
i think the second one is the worst..

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lols the last one is frm a banned commerical

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all 3 scenarios are sick

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i've heard all 3 of them...hehe

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lolxx..
funny~!

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priceless

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*LOL*

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leetlelove which nitemare have u gone tru b4?!
keke

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haha the last one i saw it b4 on a clip...cartoon clip

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lolz..