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Quote: Originally Posted by TDDanae And blue fur? The officer cleared his throat and said to Felix:
"Sir... You need to come with me to the precinct. Just a formality of course. But I must ask you to come with me. NOW."

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"Well, I don't have any other choice, but please, let me change my outfit and grab my favorite Lutens," said Felix pleadingly. Knowing how rich Felix was, the officer knew how important the changing of his suit was, but the Lutens, he shook his head.

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Quote: Originally Posted by TDDanae "Well, I don't have any other choice, but please, let me change my outfit and grab my favorite Lutens," said Felix pleadingly. Knowing how rich Felix was, the officer knew how important the changing of his suit was, but the Lutens, he shook his head. "Sir, you may go change out of your pink bloomers and acid green tank top, but I hardly think the Lutens are necessary. Just hurry along, please."

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My Creeds then?

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Quote: Originally Posted by TDDanae My Creeds then? The officer decided to be blunt: "Sir, where you're going, it's better if you do NOT take any perfume with you. TRUST ME ON THIS."
Needless to say, Felix's bowels turned to water instantly.

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If there is a god, oh god, what have I done to deserve this. I'll probably be put in with a bunch of sweaty, stinky people who haven't even tried Clive Christian No 1. Please, I beg you in the name of all that is holy or unholy, at least let me take my Old Spice?

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No, not Old Spice either, said the officer, but I promise you that as Bubba's bitch, you should have access to a decent supply of Paris Hilton or Britney Spears Curious. See? Things are looking up already! Grinned the cop...
And with that, he slapped the cuffs on poor Felix who was suddenly sporting a strange mud green complexion.
Felix's mind was racing, wondering if his lawyer could pull him out of this latest jam.

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The officer rolled his eyes, "Yeah, yeah, you'll be safe with that one."

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Suddenly the stench of moldy pickle juice assaulted Felix's nostrils.
"Officer?... Are you wearing chypre Rouge?"

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Felix had never been in a police car, and the journey was uneventful except for the strange Pine scented sillage wafting from the little card dangling from the mirror. "Is that Northern pine?" he asked.