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Felix used his left hand to press his folded handkercheif over the slit in his neck in an attempt to quell the bleeding as he began walking around the greedy-eyed Mjx. He slipped his RIM Wireless Handhelds 957 BlackBerry Internet Edition out of his pants pocket with his right hand, clicking online and smoothly into the Neverending Fragrance Story thread to find out what the hell they were supposed to do next. Pluran's post: "...." stopped him dead in his tracks.
"Now they are telling us what to do next in Morse Code fercrissake..", he mumbled as he handed the BlackBerry to Mjx for her opinion but, hands slippery with blood, she never got a good grip. They both watched it slip from her fingers and shatter into several pieces as it hit the ground.

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Ack! Flashbacks to the bottle of Pi shattering on the tile floor at Starbucks ..

"You'll need both hands for a proper grip there, Mjx!"

He laughed.

"D'ya have another one of those in your extra-dimensional pocket by any chance? Blackberries are just fantastic, that's one berry 'done right'. The electronic kind? Not so much."

The street was once again ... deserted. He saw tumbleweeds being blown by an arid wind eastward down 59th. Felix stretched and made himself comfortable yet again.

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A little ways off, mjx stood with her left arm--apparently inserted up to the elbow--in the right armpit, a thoughtful expression on her face as she rummaged about, feeling for another communication device, and carefully licked the blood off her lips.

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* * * * *
Four weeks later we find Mjx and Felix traveling to The Transylvanian castle of Vlad the Impaler, the inspiration (some say the reason) for Bram Stoker’s Count Dracula. Located near the historic city of Brasov, in central Romania, Bran Castle is associated with 15th-century Prince Vlad Tepes III, tenderly known as Vlad the Impaler from the method by which he dispatched his enemies, and many of the locals swear he is still sometimes seen lurking there after the Sun sets and dark night blankets the countryside.
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"Nice touch, Felix", Mjx spoke softly over the top of the pages of 'Dracula's Guest'. Felix had given her a copy to read during their 'scenic horse drawn closed-coach' ride through the forrest to Bran Castle. The real first chapter of Stoker's Dracula, he had explained, had been deleted by Stoker's parsimonious publisher as "irrelevant", over the author's objections.
She had enjoyed reading it for the past hour, occasionally licking her lips in excited anticipation of the next page, until fading sunlight made it impossible to continue. "I rooted for the wolves, of course", she purred, smiling wryly, her head already turned toward the open window, eyes feasting on the deliciously orange globe slowly sinking below the far horizon.
Ahead, the coachman's whip cracked twice as if to spur the horses on to a faster pace. Mjx stirred uncomfortably as she felt the first chill of the coming cold night lick at her rosy cheeks. Felix, seated across from her and nodding sleepily, began to weep blood from the pink scar of his neck wound...
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/10150...-h/10150-h.htm

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Off-topic: I like this a whole lot, could be fun! But we'll need visuals for sure ...

Felix Van Tibbe fired up the organ grinder and magic music box. Moving pictures took shape on the cobwebbed and crumbling monastery wall ...

Mjx, you can do Kate here:
--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FArp2hFAs9I

However, it's a little shallow ... sooooo, maybe you can cross it with Franka here:
--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk48l...related&search=

As for me, hmmm, well since we've got Kate already, here's a shallow Van Helsing:
--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duT1ezqmmd8

Which i absolutely insist on modifying with:
--> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHva0-ckVMw

Mark Vincent (Vin Diesel), Karl Urban, or Colm Feore are my kind of people ... well, the characters anyway. Honestly, Mjx, i wish you'd do Alexa Davalos from this one. But only if can watch.

Hahaha, kidding.

Sort of.

No, definitely kidding.