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Originally Posted by Shycat That is a bad kitty! He must have been 'hunting' and playing with the dead animal mom carries around everywhere. ROFL!! Hee, that's the best description EVER, because it's totally true from their kittyperspective!! The little dudes were just biding their time before they could finally sink their bad little claws into the dead animal that mom carries everywhere. I LOVE THAT!!
Originally Posted by CologneJunkie Have I ever told you that your cats are adorable? Yes, that's meant in jest 'cause you KNOW I think your cats are the awesomest creatures next to Boo and Ripley, hehehe. They're so lucky to have such a wonderful kittymama!
It's hard to stay mad at them, isn't it? Awwww, CJ, I totally looooove you for saying that! You know, I had a dream about you last night and in the dream you got mad at me for calling you Annie... you were like, "It's ANN, Rosie." Anyway, it's way too hard to stay mad at them. Last night Lenny did the cutest thing ever, and I know that he did it to deliberately pluck at my heartstrings and drive the point home that I cannot stay mad at them.
He was sitting on the counter and started "talking" to me. When he's yelling or talking, I always look over at him and say, "What is it, sweet Lennyboo?" He was chattering away, and then he turned his head to look at me sideways, and in the middle of a "sentence" he yaaaaawned!! GOSH IT WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE! I immediately went over there and scooped him up and gave him a bunch of kisses. That little rat totally knows how to play Mom like a violin.

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Originally Posted by linnea Awwww, CJ, I totally looooove you for saying that! You know, I had a dream about you last night and in the dream you got mad at me for calling you Annie... you were like, "It's ANN, Rosie." Anyway, it's way too hard to stay mad at them. Last night Lenny did the cutest thing ever, and I know that he did it to deliberately pluck at my heartstrings and drive the point home that I cannot stay mad at them.
He was sitting on the counter and started "talking" to me. When he's yelling or talking, I always look over at him and say, "What is it, sweet Lennyboo?" He was chattering away, and then he turned his head to look at me sideways, and in the middle of a "sentence" he yaaaaawned!! GOSH IT WAS SO RIDICULOUSLY CUTE! I immediately went over there and scooped him up and gave him a bunch of kisses. That little rat totally knows how to play Mom like a violin.
LOL had a dream about me, eh?? Hehehe. And I wouldn't get mad at you for calling me Annie...several people do . It's actually kind of a compliment...'cause only those closest to me call me that .
And LMAO @ LENNY!!!!!!!!! What he was saying must not have been that important, if he was even boring himself !!!

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So, now that we're all talking about dreaming, I'll share one I had last night. The entire room was shaking, and someone leaned over me and said "half" around ten times. I was half concious, and it felt real. Any thoughts?
- Rich

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Originally Posted by _R$_ So, now that we're all talking about dreaming, I'll share one I had last night. The entire room was shaking, and someone leaned over me and said "half" around ten times. I was half concious, and it felt real. Any thoughts?
- Rich Well, this does go off the thread topic, but obviously it's a being from another dimension. It was pointing out to you that you can't make a baby by yourself, since your sperm only have half the DNA required. I'm assuming it was a wet dream.

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sounds like you were having sleep paralysis! i hope i never experience that, i panic easily
to bring the topic sort of around back to the bad, bad, bad kitties i wanna say i feel for you, my bad, bad, bad doggies have done similar things although fortunately for me not to such a great monetary detriment. i have/had(?) these great teva flip flops that i love[d] wearing because they are so goddamn comfortable and also because the criss cross straps strikes me as more flattering than the traditional thong foot-elongating thing http://www.teva.com/ProductDetails.a...15&model=ELINA ok like this although obviously not as expensive as a coach bag i still like right? well this foam rubber was just irresistible to my dogs as i soon learned and i went through quite a few pairs. every time i got a new pair i would swear to never leave them off my feet without being behind a closed door they couldn't reach but invariably i always forgot, and one time i just forgot about them for the shortest time, maybe 30 mins at the most, but when i finally remembered i found one of my dogs down in the den chewing on one of them. i lunged at her but she ran out into the yard, fully expecting me to chase her i'm sure. well i just went back upstairs and eventually she came after me with the shoe in her mouth, hoping i would use it to play fetch or something i'm sure, well i was so irritated by this point (this was my 2nd? 3rd? pair they had eaten?) that i grabbed it from her mouth and whacked her on the snout with it. she was pretty surprised and i still feel bad but honestly i think that is the last time she or her sister ate a pair of my tevas again, eventually i got a new pair and even if i left them lying around they weren't touched. go figure. ok so maybe this isn't really on topic but just wanted to commiserate, sort of.

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WHOA! This is a thread about pets destroying important stuff, not about your ^#*% dreams! YUCK!
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*shudder*
Anyway, sweet Milan has fallen asleep on the medic bag. My Coach purse is hung up so they can't get to it. Little bastards. Why do I love the bratty kitties so much?
And LoneFish...I totally understand. They always go for the important stuff to shred.

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It wasn't a wet dream. I don't know how I gave the impression of that. Wet dreams are nothing like that, I haven't had one in a long time. ANYWAYS...
You love them because they love you. Only they don't care what else is important to you, so there you have the brat syndrome.
- Rich

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I'm sorry. I was just teasing, and it was inappropriate.

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Originally Posted by _R$_ S.. and someone leaned over me and said "half" around ten times. I was half concious, and it felt real. Any thoughts?
- Rich
Have you seen my favorite Christmas film, Bad Santa, recently? You know the scene where Bernie Mac's character is negotiating his "half" of the deal? He says "half" quite a few times if I remember. Great scene BTW.

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My colleague has two blue British shorthairs - one (Fluff) has long hair, the result of a recessive gene - he would not be suitable for showing or breeding but he is very pretty!)
Fluff is verrrrry naughty. When she goes away on business he expresses his displeasure in very smelly ways. Last time he peed on her bed. The time before that he pooped in her suitcase!
Cats - adorable, but evil. What can you do?