Question:
A judicious and timely trim? Sure. Waxing and Wailing? OMG no.... Shaving Ryan's privates? Sir! NO SIR!
I am personally neither opposed to a bushy bush nor do I prefer a clean shaved mons pubis. A true eclectic, I take 'em like they..um..come.

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Hey Guys,
This is the most entertaining thread ever! It's over three years old and still going on strong. Should be a sticky, to keep it on the top of the heap
Can't stop laughing. Basenotes rocks!