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I would like to call this to everyone's attention...I'm sure that there is some sub-par chocolate in the market already, but why make it official?
http://dontmesswithourchocolate.guittard.com/

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How bizarre. It's the other way around in the UK - the EU wanted to reclassify any chocolate which contained vegetable fat as something else. Mockolate maybe?
I don't eat chocolate often but when I do I go for the best possible stuff - gourmet chocolate. Green & Blacks is good and Hotel Chocolat is amazing. When their catalogue arrives, it's like my porno.
I even got a perfume from them before Christmas.

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The end of our world as we know it.