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http://lileks.com/institute/funny/batchone/18.html

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A-hahahaha! Very good.
What a great site, here are a few things i stumbled on (which rightfully belong in the fashion sub-forum, but i'm not choosy):
http://lileks.com/institute/dorcus/football.html
http://lileks.com/institute/dorcus/dress.html
http://lileks.com/institute/dorcus/shorts.html

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OMG, I just went through the Gallery of Regrettable Food. Absolutely hysterically funny.

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I know, right, V.?

Here's a good one from the gallery of art:
--> http://lileks.com/institute/perm/gallery1/index.html

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I'm particularly fond of the whole Meat! Meat! Meat! (http://lileks.com/institute/gallery/meat/index.html) gallery
Then, of course, there's Jabba the Hutt's prostate...

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I enjoyed the sad socialist realist vegetables and the house cakes, too!!!
I think Augusten Burroughs could have written those quips.