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Demeter Dirt is so close to soil that I hadn't had the guts to even try it on the back of my hand in fear that it might cling and stay there and I wouldn't be able to wash it off. That said this is the closest thing I've came across to realy dirt, so if this is your cup of tea by all means get a bottle, it is something you can hardly go wrong with.

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CB I hate Perfume Black March

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Thanks for all of the great suggestions everyone.
I'm a little frightened of the scent Cumming, by Alan Cumming. It's the first fragrance that I ever had a VERY strong negative reaction to. I remember wanting to scrub it off in the mall restroom, when I sampled it at Sephora years ago. If I remember, it smelled like garbage to me...(dirty, not DIRT). However, that was BEFORE my life as a BaseNoter had begun, so perhaps I should just try a decant of it now.
In addition, I've been meaning to try the Malle Angelique Sol...I read an interview with the perfumer last week and something about the description of the scent lingered in my mind...getting a decant of this might be harder
I have never even HEARD of some of the other suggestions...although CB's Black March sounds like it might be 'right up my alley'.