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I recently had the jawdropping experience of some freak literally showering himself with fragrance out of a tester. He first gave himself (mostly his hair, actually) about fifteen shots of Allure Homme. And like that wasn't enough, he reached for the bottle of Antaeus (!) and gave his face another ten shots of that. I made sure to quickly grab the AS I was shopping for and tried not to get near that guy.
I have seen a guy dousing his bald head like that with Le Male, and I have even seen some whacked out guy spraying Dior Hypnotic Poison EVERYWHERE under his shirt, including his armpits (and loudly arguing with the SA telling him to stop "I ALWAYS BUY HERE! I ALWAYS BUY HERE!), but layering Allure with Antaeus has yet to be topped.
Any other stories of crazy customer behaviour?

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Excellent!! Some crazy customer stories to balance those fiendish SA stories!

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Originally Posted by michaeld39 Excellent!! Some crazy customer stories to balance those fiendish SA stories! My intention exactly

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wow! scary...
maybe he has anosmia...

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I..I was not myself that day. Mea culpa.

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This crazy lady at perfumania would take quick sniffs of different frags presented to her by the SA. After each sniff, she'd repeat "Is this popular?" over and over and over.
I SO wanted to put my hands around her neck!

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The other day at Sephora's, I witnessed this woman going down the perfume aisle, spritzing herself with at least 6-7 shots each, with at least 10 different fragrances!! -like there was no tomorrow. OMG, it was so disgusting! I literally stood there frozen in utter shock and disbelief -mouth opened. She was on a mission I tell you...

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I have a friend who sort of does that- she'll walk into a place and douse herself with a tester- like until her neck and chest are dripping. It's sooooo cringe-inducingly tacky, and when she does it with something pungent like Agent Provacateur, gagging as well.

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Maybe they're trying to punish themselves for spending too much on fragrances? Eeeeeeeek.

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When CBS-TV's late-night talk show king David Letterman was with P(imp) Diddy, talking about Unforgivable, Dave spritzed Sean John's juice in his mouth and said "Mmmm... delicious."
Diddy's response? "It's cologne, not breath freshener!"
That cracked me up.