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Originally Posted by Thebark This reminds me of this classic tv moment http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0FholWREZA.

But to answer the question... At the meat/deli counter in a grocery store. I think it was about 10 years ago, and I was wearing Escape. Somebody came up behind me and said "mmm mmm, what smells so good?"

"We have some turkey roasting in the oven", replied the deli worker.

"Honey, it ain't turkey, but whatever is it, I'll take some home and roast in my own oven, if you know what I mean." ...and you let that one pass, Thebark? as for me, I'd be roastin'....
What part of LV? I spent some time on Sahara and Ft. Apache..... You know... back in the day.... When the water was always warm ... and the ladies were so lovely....

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Originally Posted by Scentsibility ...and you let that one pass, Thebark? as for me, I'd be roastin'....
What part of LV? I spent some time on Sahara and Ft. Apache..... You know... back in the day.... When the water was always warm ... and the ladies were so lovely.... Just so you all don't get the wrong impression. There were a couple of people within hearing range, two of us looked at one another with a "barf" expression as the lady in question made be think of Eddie Murphy's routine about Aunt Bunny.
I'm not too far from Sahara/Ft. Apache, closer to Flamingo and Hualipai, though. The water is still warm, but after about 10 years almost to the day, I can there truly are a lot of freaks in this town.

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A couple weeks ago at Kinkos. The chick behind the counter said "I love your hair and you also smell fabulous!" I can't remember what I was wearing that day, though!

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Red Light District Amsterdam 1995, wintertime. I was 24 and just broke up a long relationship with a girl who studied economy. There was snow in the tiny alleys where the lamps were glowing above the ranged windows. Girls, girls, girls. From all continents.
And it seems that I was just alone that night. No US tourists, no drunken British. ; she was 19 year from Poland and she just loved my Bel Ami Hermes and i realy liked what she did to me. That was something diferent than the economy girl gave me the last 5 years...

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Originally Posted by baald a funeral. ROTFL. Awesome.

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The boss's wife gave me too much of a compliment for Knize Ten at a party when they were not getting along brilliantly.
Ouch.

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In the buffet line of a college cafeteria last year an old lady serving up the food said something to me in Spanish like: "¡pero Señor, que bueno huele usted!" (Rough translation: "Mister, you smell really good!") I was wearing Abercrombie & Fitch Woods... she was WAY into it!