Question:
I recently received a sample of Cristiano Fissore Cashmere For Him. Had to shower immediately after trying it. There's a sharp, acrid note that smells like vomit that won't go away. Really bad. I might even throw away the t-shirt I was wearing when I put this stuff on. Leper colony in a bottle.

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Odeur 53 by Comme de Garcons, gave me a headache in about 5 minutes after application.
Odeur 71, however, I like.

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I hate:
Halston Z-14 (...a former boss wore it. I greatly disliked him.)
Polo (original) (....can we saaay...grampa??)
Aqua Velva (....liquid polyester!!!)
Brut (....I drank some once when I was very young and very stupid.)
Coty Musk (...a "must have" item for any '84 T-top Camaro glove box!...and don't forget the mullet!!!)
Coty Wild Musk for women (...a favorite of trailor chicks and NASCAR queens everywhere here. It goes well with the mall-hair and Marlboro lights 100's.)
Issey for men (...I picture blurry multi-colored flashes, hear 4/4 time thumping with robotic/metronomic synth-y sounds, people swirling around on a dance floor, random whiffs of Issey...OH!, I'm having a flashback of the 1990's!!! Boy!...I can't believe I survived.)
Curve (...smells like over-permed wet hair.)
Eternity (...both versions! Hate it!...hate it!...hate it! It reminds me of a time I hated. Not to mention certian people I hated, too!!!!)
Obsession for men. (...I can't finger it out. I just don't like it.)
That's all I can think of now. Maybe after more beer, I can think of some more frags that deserve 86-ing.
S

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Joop!
Anything with a lot of Patchouli.
I don't understand the fuss over Millesime Imperial.
Geir. No thanks on the used car Mr. Salesman.
- Rich

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Without a doubt it's my latest purchase... Guerlain Vetiver. The unique combination of dirty ashtray and B.O. literally makes me gag. I need to swap or sell this one.

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Polo (green bottle). It reminds me of junior high pubescent desperation.

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Habit rouge YUK!!!!!!

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Most (esp the topnotes) of the overall scent of the difficult journey through Tom Ford's Black Orchid evolution

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I couldn't deal with Kouros. I washed it off only after that train-wreck fascination phase of sniff-GAAACK, sniff-HRRNK, sniff-OH GOD, etc...
Sorry.

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There is no fragrance that I can honestly say that I hate, except Joop! (Joop!? I hate you...)