Question:
Originally Posted by zdarlight i have the same problem right now!
My boyfriend thought it would be funny to suck really hard on my cheek, which left me with a hickey-esque bruise on my face!!
so gross
your boyfriend sounds like a nerd

Answer:
Originally Posted by ilovedior I really want to know how you dropped it on your face
Um I had a box in the boot of all my tax stuff, and threw the groceries on top. Because the box was too heavy to hold with one hand while I closed the boot, I used the box to do it by lifting it at an angle and pushing the boot down with the box. The milk fell out of the box and on to my face.
Not the smartest thing I have done...