Question:
As opposed to incompletely daft?

Answer:
I won't let your "daft spectrum" argument let this thread go OT young lady.

Today's routine:

1. wake up in hospital bed after "sleeping" for five hours (involved being awoken every 20 minutes by "your pager battery is going flat" pager alarm but not quite awoken enough to change the damned battery)
2. splash water on face
3. wipe sleep and mascara crumbs from eyes with paper towel in DCR (doctors common room) toilet
4. drink double espresso
5. drive home and vegetate

Answer:
Morning:
Cleanse (ATM Olay Total Effects For Blemish Prone Skin)
Tone (Clinique Clarifying Lotion #2)
Bronze (Garnier Ambre Solaire Perfect Bronzer)
Prime (ModelCo FaceBase)
Conceal (Maybelline Shine Free For Blemish Prone Skin)
Foundation (Maybelline Ever Fresh)
More concealor (Catwalk)
Powder Bronzer (Bourjois Hale #12)
Blush (Nutrogena Healthy Skin Blush)
Curl eyelashes
Mascara (Maybelline Unstoppable, the best mascara ever!)
Night:
Remove eyemakeup (Swissper Eyemakeup Remover Pads)
Cleanse (same as morning)
Tone (same as morning)
Pimple treatment (Eryacne)
Moisturiser (Olay Total Effects for Blemish Prone Skin)

Sometimes I use Retin-A Cream (0.05%) instead of moisturiser.

Answer:
Morning:
Cleanse (Natural Instinct Creame cleanser)
Moisturiser (Natural Instinct)
Concealer (Estee Lauder)
Powder (Napoleon Camera Finish no 3)
Blush (Maybelline Berry Sorbet)
Eyeshadow (whatever I fancy usually body shop)
Mascara (Dior show)
chi chi Lip gloss in red
Usually takes about 15 mins

Answer:
I do a full face of make up in about 15 Minutes, which involves:
*Eye cream and moisturiser
*Light covering of foundation (sometimes i skip this)
*Concealer under eyes
*Light dusting of loose powder
*Blush
*Shimmer product-Shimmerbrick, Msf etc
*Eye base
*3x Eye colour-Highlight, lid and crease (if i have more times sometimes i do 4 or 5 colours-well blended of course )
*Liner
*Mascara
*Lip products (this varies from liner-lipstick-gloss to just gloss or a tint depending on how i feel at the time)
Extra- Rosewater spritz

Answer:
Prefering sleep or breakfast and coffee, my morning routine is:
Cleanse in shower
Tone when out of shower
Apply sunscreen/moisturiser.
If I can be bothered
curl lashes
comb lashes
Perhaps add mascara and lipbalm/gloss.
I leave the playing around with the eye makeup and blush to special occasions and nights out.

Answer:
30 minute routine if I am being seen in public.
-Tweeze any stray eyebrows/stray hairs
-Cleanse NeoStrata foaming cleanser
-NeoStrata Bionic serum (every 3rd day)
-UltraCeuticals SPF30 moisture
-Eye Cream (whatever I have)
-A slick of Benefits Hollywood Glow or just plain loose Powder
-Paw Paw as eye gloss or a dab over eyeshadow
-Mascara than curl lashes
-Blistex SPF15 & lippy over the top.

Answer:
cleanser & moisturiser (Shiseido the skincare range)
face of australia sunscreen
brush teeth while sunscreen/moisturiser sink in
lip balm
bobbi brown tinted moisturiser & creamy concealer
eyeliner
curl lashes and mascara
blush/bronzer
lipgloss
and sometimes eyeshadow

Answer:
Shower and cleanse (Clarins) for 5min then I only have 5min to put on make up usually:
Shiseido Pureness moisturiser
Clinque All About Eyes
Kielh's lip balm
Shiseido eyelash curler
Dior black eyeliner pencil for eyebrows
Lancome eyebrow brush
Benefit FY eye
Mac Carbon eyeshadow
Laura Mercier black eyeliner
Nars Orgasm
I like to try out different brands and I do it all pretty fast...

Answer:
Day Makeup:
+ Cleanse & Moisturiser - Paula's Choice One Step Cleanser & L'oreal Happyderm Moisturiser for Combinational Skin
+ Foundation - Revlon Colorstay Active in Ivory
+ Eyeshadow - M.A.C eyeshadow in Shale (i can't find it anymore and running low! so upset!)
+ Eyeliner - Revlon Wet/Dry Liner in Blackest Black but most recently Jordana Color Xtend Eyeliner (so cheap and barely budges!)
+ Mascara - Maybelline Full & Soft