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WARNING : SPOILERS
WWE Monday Night RAW Results
Date: Monday, October 24th, 2005
Location: The Save Mart Center in Fresno, CA
RAW opened up with footage from last week with Eric Bischoff revealing the main event of Taboo Tuesday to be WWE Champion John Cena vs. Kurt Angle vs. either Kane, The Big Show or Shawn Michaels.
Triple Threat Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Kane vs. The Big Show
The music of Shawn Michaels hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring to kick things off on RAW, and he will be facing Kane and the Big Show in a Triple Threat Match!
The start:
Kane and Michaels both went after Show but he fought them off and nailed Kane with a headbutt and then took Michaels down and went for a quick win but Kane made the save. Show nailed a shoulderblock on Kane but he didn't budge, but then took him down with a clothesline for two. Show chopped away at Michaels in the corner and called for the chokeslam on Kane but Michaels gave him a chopblock and then they double teamed Show.
Mid-match notes:
Kane and Michaels sent Show to the outside and then Michaels took over on Kane with a chop, but Kane whipped Michaels hard to the corner sending him inside out before hitting a side walk slam and then an elbow drop. Show pulled Kane to the outside and nailed him with a clothesline and then got back into the ring. Show's nose is busted. Show press slammed Michaels over the ropes onto Kane on the outside as we go to commercial!
Back on RAW and Show and Kane are going at in with Kane unloading with right hands, and during the break Michaels was dumped on the outside. Show came back with a powerslam and covered but Michaels broke it up. Michaels chopped away at Show and went for a shoulderblock but Show didn't move, so Michaels nipped up and Show went for a chokeslam but Kane made the save. Kane hit a clothesline on Show in the corner and then tossed Michaels to the outside.
Show delivered some mounted punches on Show in the corner, and then choked away at him. Kane gave Show a big uppercut and then scored with a back suplex. Kane went to the top rope but Show cut him off and started to climb up and scored with a monster superplex! Michaels then climbed up top and nailed the flying elbow on Show! Michaels went for Sweet Chin Music on Show and scored with it but then Kane levelled Michaels with a clothesline!
The Finish:
Kane covered Show but Show kicked out and Kane is hurt or pissed. Kane tossed chairs into the ring and then levelled Show in the head with one while the referee was getting rid of the other chairs! Kane laughed and got back into the ring via the top rope and went for a clothesline but Michaels came in and nailed him with Sweet Chin Music. Michaels then nailed it on Big Show too, and Michaels has done it!
Winner - Shawn Michaels
The Aftermath:
Michaels pulled himself up, and voting begins for Taboo Tuesday at the start of the second hour!
Tonight:
John Cena will go one on one with Kurt Angle with Mick Foley as the special guest referee!
In the arena:
Jerry Lawler got on the mic and said he wanted to interact to the fans in Fresno. He asked them how many think Coach is doing a good job? They booed. He then asked if they enjoyed seeing Coach get embarrassed last week by Steve Austin? They cheered. He then wanted to take another look at it, so we did. Lawler said the Coach vs. Austin match at Taboo Tuesday will be interesting, but it's up the fan to decide the type of match. It can be a verbal debate (boos), an arm wrestling match (boo) or a street fight (cheers). Coach took the mic and asked if this was funny to Lawler. He said he is not afraid of Stone Cold Steve Austin; in fact he is going to call Austin out, right now. He said he will walk down to the ring and he is daring Austin to meet him in the ring face to face! Coach made his way down to the ring as we went to commercial.
Back on RAW:
Back on RAW and Coach is in the ring, and said he will drag Austin out if he isn't out here on the count of three. The glass then shattered as the truck was shown hurling through the backstage area! The truck drove down to ringside and then out of the sun roof is Stephanie McMahon with a beer and Austin hat! Coach laughed in the ring as Stephanie made her way to the ring. Stephanie is wearing an unbelievable outfit nearly popping out. Coach said his heart was racing, she almost had him. She said Coach deserves an Emmy for his performance, and since you haven't figured it out yet, Stone Cold will not be here tonight. Coach said he isn't going to back down, and if Austin even dares to show up next Monday, the Coach is calling him out. Stephanie said that's the attitude that has him sitting next to King as the new voice of RAW. She said Coach is doing an outstanding job, and JR did have successful colon surgery this week. She said the McMahon family is incredibly happy for him. One week from tomorrow, Taboo Tuesday, the Coach will be in the ring with Austin. If Austin wins, JR will be rehired, and if Coach beats Austin, Austin would be fired. She said he would be doing a great service to her and her family if he beats Austin. She said her dad will be here later tonight, and he has a surprise later tonight. The music of Mick Foley then hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring!
Foley got on the mic and Coach left. She told Foley to get it out of his system. He said he couldn't sit in the back a second longer, and listen to someone who is full of crap. She said JR was full of crap?but that was taken care of. Foley said he doesn't find colon surgery to be all that humorous. He said back in the day, she went out of her way to make his life a living hell. He got the fans to call Vince an *******, and her mother, the sane one, to see her lower herself to their level makes him sick. He said he couldn't sit back and watch her destroy the business that he loves. She said without her and her family, there would be no business. She said that he wants to come out here and intimidate her, sure he talks tough, but let's see how tough he talks to his opponent at Taboo Tuesday. The music of Carlito then hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring. With Foley distracted, Stephanie kicked him in the nuts and then Carlito came in and went to work on him with stomps and right hands. Carlito continued to hammer away on Foley and then gave Foley a knee to the nuts. Carlito took a bite from the apple as Foley tried to pull himself up. Carlito knocked him back down and spat the apple in the face of Mick Foley.
Backstage:
Foley is shown backstage in pain, and Bischoff comes in and tells him to suck it up. He said no matter how badly his pride has been injured, he's still the referee in the main event.
Viscera vs. Triple H
The music of Triple H hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring, and he will be facing Viscera in one on one action here tonight. Flair then came out of nowhere and blindsided Triple H during his entrance! Triple H threw him into the ring steps. Both men traded right hands at ringside and a bunch of referees came down but they got knocked down and Flair got some shots in. Triple H jumped at Flair as more agents made their way down to separate the two. Flair jumped on Triple H in the aisle and the referees finally broke it up. Ric Flair got into the ring and threw his shoe into the crowd. He got on the mic and said please, put him in a cage with that SOB. Flair was going nuts, screaming "a cage, a cage!" Woo! I guess Viscera gets the night off!
Outside the arena:
JBL's limo is shown arriving backstage, and he emerged from it and Smackdown! is here on RAW!
Back on RAW:
We are taken outside and Bischoff and security are confronting JBL, telling him he will be no part of RAW tonight, and that Smackdown! isn't welcome. Footage is shown from Smackdown! this past Friday. Edge, Lita and Masters are now in the ring and Edge said JBL is probably here to get answers, like why did he spear Mysterio instead of JBL. Edge said no one cares about JBL, not him, not even the Smackdown! locker room. He said Rey Mysterio is a bigger star than him, that's why he brought the Masterpiece with him. He said at Taboo Tuesday, it's official, it's RAW vs. Smackdown, Edge and Chris Masters vs. two of Smackdown's superstars. Masters said in a few minutes they will get to choose who it will be. Masters introduced us to the five options. The first was Matt Hardy, and Edge laughed and said he didn't know they could invent another match for him to beat him in. He asked Lita to remind him why Hardy is on Smackdown in the first place. She said he beat Hardy's ass and put him there! Next was Rey Mysterio. Masters said the good news for Rey is that Taboo Tuesday is in San Diego, so it will be a short ride home from the hospital.
Next was Christian. Edge said it's his good old buddy, they all remember it. He said he carried Christian for the first six years, so what's one more match. He wished Christian congratulations as the only superstar to get less votes than Hardy. Next was Hardcore Holly. Masters said a man who walks around with bleach blonde hair and wears spandex would probably want him in the shower not the ring, and the Masterpiece doesn't swing that way. The last choice is JBL, the wrestling god. Edge said JBL was on a sinking ship. Masters called him Mr. Suckdown. JBL told Masters to do the English language a favour, and said he knows Edge doesn't have the guts to come out there and face him. He told Masters to come out here and try and put the Master Lock on, Monkey boy. Masters made his way to the back as Edge said it doesn't matter who gets voted it, he's the bigger superstar. Masters ran through the backstage and made his way to the parking lot. Masters got in JBL's face and JBL said there was one small problem and he fell for the oldest trick in the book! Masters was confused as Mysterio hit the ring and dropkicked Edge from behind! Mysterio then hit the 619 on Lita and made his way back through the crowd.
Mickie James vs. Victoria
The music of Trish Stratus hit in the arena as she made her way to the ring with Ashley and Mickie James, and Mickie will be in action here on RAW against Victoria who was accompanied by Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle.
The start:
James and Victoria locked up and Victoria grabbed a side headlock and then took James down to the canvas. Victoria gave James a knee to the head and then a shoulder to the gut. James came back with a sunset flip for two and then a kick to the mid section but missed a dropkick. Victoria stomped James in the mid section but James came back with right hands. Victoria nailed a clothesline for a near fall and then locked in a rear naked choke.
The Finish:
James hit an elbow in the corner and then nailed a huricanrana and then a clothesline. James nailed another clothesline and then a takedown for two. Victoria went for a suplex but James rolled her up for the win!
Winner - Mickie James
Backstage:
Vince McMahon is shown walking down the hallway, and it looks like he is making his way to the arena!
In the arena:
The music of Vince McMahon hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring. Vince said he doesn't like it when the people second guess the decisions of his family, so when his wife Linda decided to fire JR, his ass is fired! He decided to hire the Coach to take JR's place, then frankly, the Coach is the man. McMahon said JR served them well, but he knew he was full of crap. The fans chanted "we want JR" as McMahon said if god wanted to give the United States an enema, then he would stick it in Fresno. The fans chanted "*******" at McMahon, and he said that is the subject of the night, they are right. He said whenever a superstar is injured and requires surgery; they are always there with their cameras. Same was true on Tuesday when JR had colon surgery. He said the footage is graphic in nature, and we are talking about a bowel blockage. They had to take a foot of bowel out of JR's body. We go to the footage and it's a skit with Vince acting as the doctor, with some hot nurse. A fart noise came out of the ******* as Vince started to hit on the nurse and clips of JR saying "good god" was spliced in.
Fart noises and the Oklahoma fight song came from the ass as Vince rubbed lube over his hands and shoved them up the ass and Vince then filled a bottle and said it was BBQ sauce! Vince said there was more in there and pulled out a football! He said there's something else up there and pulled out what the hell is that!? An owl? JR why do you have an owl in your ass! Vince said he has to open JR up and used a plunger on his ass and pulled out Mae Young's other hand! Vince said he smells something fishy, and it was a goldfish! McMahon asked the for "instrument" and it will a crowbar and wedged it in and clips of JR screaming were put in there. Vince said he can see all the way?and pulled out a football helmet and there's more! Vince then got a pneumatic drill and drilled JR's ******* and said you can see all the way to China, and pulled out an Austin head toy, and kept repeating "Stone Cold". Vince asked for the jaws of life, and Vince and the nurse looked in there and they pulled hard and out came JR's head?Vince said they solved the problem, he had his head up his ass! McMahon said they need to relieve the tension, and shoved JR off the table and picked the nurse up and got on top of her as we went back to the arena. McMahon said based off the reaction he got here tonight, he suggests everyone here is just like JR, they have their head up their ass.
Non Title Match
Rosey vs. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch (c)
The music of the World Tag Team Champions is playing in the arena, and they are set for action against Rosey and the Hurricane, but Rosey made his way to the ring by himself after what happened last week on RAW with Hurricane slapping Rosey during the commercial.
The start:
Rosey knocked Murdoch off the apron and then Cade took over on him with right hands. Hurricane then made his way out to the stage wearing a shirt and sunglasses, and has stubble. Coach said he now wants to be known as Gregory Helms, his real name. Cade and Murdoch sent Rosey to the outside and then Cade took over with an elbow drop. Murdoch nailed a knee lift as Helms looked on shaking his head.
The Finish:
Murdoch acted as Rosey's partner and Rosey actually tagged him and Murdoch nailed right hands and then tagged in Cade. Cade nailed an elbow from the top on Rosey but then Rosey fought back with right hands but then got knocked down by a flying shoulder. Murdoch and Cade gave Rosey a suplex and then hit the Sweet and Sour for the win.
Winners - Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
Non Title Match
Special Referee: Mick Foley
Kurt Angle vs. John Cena (c)
The music of Mick Foley hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring as the special guest referee, and he doesn't look to be in the best of shape after what happened earlier tonight. The music of Kurt Angle then hit as he made his way down to the ring and he will be facing WWE Champion John Cena here tonight in a non title match, but will get his shot at the gold a week tomorrow at Taboo Tuesday.
The start:
Cena and Angle locked up with Angle taking Cena down. Cena came back with a shoulderblock, and then another and Angle bailed to the outside, and the crowd is rabid here. Another lock up and Angle took Cena down and grabbed a side headlock. Cena whipped him off and Angle came back with a shoulderblock but then Cena nailed a hip toss and then a scoop slam and went for an elbow but Angle moved. Cena kicked Angle square in the face and then clotheslined him to the outside as we went to commercial.
Mid-match notes:
Back on RAW and Cena is down on the outside of the ring and then Angle went out and wrenched at the face of Cena. Angle tossed Cena back inside and gave him a suplex for a two count. Angle gave Cena a knee to the head and then sent him headfirst to the buckle before unloading with right hands and an uppercut. Angle choked Cena over the middle rope with his boot and then gave him a backbreaker for two. Cena locked in a body scissors and then a side headlock but Cena elbowed out but Angle caught him with a belly to belly.
Angle gave Cena another belly to belly and this time covered for two. Angle argued with Cena and Foley pushed him and then Cena rolled Angle up for a near fall! Cena nailed right hands and then a sunset flip for two. Cena nailed a headbutt but then Angle came back with a German suplex for a two count. Angle locked in a bear hug on the mat and slid over into a cover for two before going back to the bearhug. Cena fought out and nailed a DDT and then both men traded right hands with Cena coming out on top. Cena nailed a pair of clotheslines and then a flying shoulder and then a fisherman's suplex for two!
The Finish:
Carlito hit the ring but Foley nailed him and then went to work on him on the outside but then Carlito sent him into the ring steps! Carlito then dropped Foley with a DDT on the outside and back in the ring, Cena hit a side slam. Cena nailed the five knuckle shuffle and went for the FU but Bischoff made his way down in a referee shirt and stopped it. Cena went after Bischoff but Angle locked in the ankle lock! Bischoff yelled at Cena to tap and he almost made the ropes but Bischoff grabbed his hand and forced it to the mat to make it tap.
Winner - Kurt Angle
The Aftermath:
Cena tossed Angle to the outside and he doesn't look happy as Angle motioned that he has beaten Cena three times since coming to RAW. Cena's ankle seemed to be in pain, and could this be the end of Cena's WWE Title reign at Taboo Tuesday?!

Answer:

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WARNING : SPOILERS
WWE Monday Night RAW Results
Date: Monday, October 24th, 2005
Location: The Save Mart Center in Fresno, CA
RAW opened up with footage from last week with Eric Bischoff revealing the main event of Taboo Tuesday to be WWE Champion John Cena vs. Kurt Angle vs. either Kane, The Big Show or Shawn Michaels.
Triple Threat Match
Shawn Michaels vs. Kane vs. The Big Show
The music of Shawn Michaels hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring to kick things off on RAW, and he will be facing Kane and the Big Show in a Triple Threat Match!
The start:
Kane and Michaels both went after Show but he fought them off and nailed Kane with a headbutt and then took Michaels down and went for a quick win but Kane made the save. Show nailed a shoulderblock on Kane but he didn't budge, but then took him down with a clothesline for two. Show chopped away at Michaels in the corner and called for the chokeslam on Kane but Michaels gave him a chopblock and then they double teamed Show.
Mid-match notes:
Kane and Michaels sent Show to the outside and then Michaels took over on Kane with a chop, but Kane whipped Michaels hard to the corner sending him inside out before hitting a side walk slam and then an elbow drop. Show pulled Kane to the outside and nailed him with a clothesline and then got back into the ring. Show's nose is busted. Show press slammed Michaels over the ropes onto Kane on the outside as we go to commercial!
Back on RAW and Show and Kane are going at in with Kane unloading with right hands, and during the break Michaels was dumped on the outside. Show came back with a powerslam and covered but Michaels broke it up. Michaels chopped away at Show and went for a shoulderblock but Show didn't move, so Michaels nipped up and Show went for a chokeslam but Kane made the save. Kane hit a clothesline on Show in the corner and then tossed Michaels to the outside.
Show delivered some mounted punches on Show in the corner, and then choked away at him. Kane gave Show a big uppercut and then scored with a back suplex. Kane went to the top rope but Show cut him off and started to climb up and scored with a monster superplex! Michaels then climbed up top and nailed the flying elbow on Show! Michaels went for Sweet Chin Music on Show and scored with it but then Kane levelled Michaels with a clothesline!
The Finish:
Kane covered Show but Show kicked out and Kane is hurt or pissed. Kane tossed chairs into the ring and then levelled Show in the head with one while the referee was getting rid of the other chairs! Kane laughed and got back into the ring via the top rope and went for a clothesline but Michaels came in and nailed him with Sweet Chin Music. Michaels then nailed it on Big Show too, and Michaels has done it!
Winner - Shawn Michaels
The Aftermath:
Michaels pulled himself up, and voting begins for Taboo Tuesday at the start of the second hour!
Tonight:
John Cena will go one on one with Kurt Angle with Mick Foley as the special guest referee!
In the arena:
Jerry Lawler got on the mic and said he wanted to interact to the fans in Fresno. He asked them how many think Coach is doing a good job? They booed. He then asked if they enjoyed seeing Coach get embarrassed last week by Steve Austin? They cheered. He then wanted to take another look at it, so we did. Lawler said the Coach vs. Austin match at Taboo Tuesday will be interesting, but it's up the fan to decide the type of match. It can be a verbal debate (boos), an arm wrestling match (boo) or a street fight (cheers). Coach took the mic and asked if this was funny to Lawler. He said he is not afraid of Stone Cold Steve Austin; in fact he is going to call Austin out, right now. He said he will walk down to the ring and he is daring Austin to meet him in the ring face to face! Coach made his way down to the ring as we went to commercial.
Back on RAW:
Back on RAW and Coach is in the ring, and said he will drag Austin out if he isn't out here on the count of three. The glass then shattered as the truck was shown hurling through the backstage area! The truck drove down to ringside and then out of the sun roof is Stephanie McMahon with a beer and Austin hat! Coach laughed in the ring as Stephanie made her way to the ring. Stephanie is wearing an unbelievable outfit nearly popping out. Coach said his heart was racing, she almost had him. She said Coach deserves an Emmy for his performance, and since you haven't figured it out yet, Stone Cold will not be here tonight. Coach said he isn't going to back down, and if Austin even dares to show up next Monday, the Coach is calling him out. Stephanie said that's the attitude that has him sitting next to King as the new voice of RAW. She said Coach is doing an outstanding job, and JR did have successful colon surgery this week. She said the McMahon family is incredibly happy for him. One week from tomorrow, Taboo Tuesday, the Coach will be in the ring with Austin. If Austin wins, JR will be rehired, and if Coach beats Austin, Austin would be fired. She said he would be doing a great service to her and her family if he beats Austin. She said her dad will be here later tonight, and he has a surprise later tonight. The music of Mick Foley then hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring!
Foley got on the mic and Coach left. She told Foley to get it out of his system. He said he couldn't sit in the back a second longer, and listen to someone who is full of crap. She said JR was full of crap?but that was taken care of. Foley said he doesn't find colon surgery to be all that humorous. He said back in the day, she went out of her way to make his life a living hell. He got the fans to call Vince an *******, and her mother, the sane one, to see her lower herself to their level makes him sick. He said he couldn't sit back and watch her destroy the business that he loves. She said without her and her family, there would be no business. She said that he wants to come out here and intimidate her, sure he talks tough, but let's see how tough he talks to his opponent at Taboo Tuesday. The music of Carlito then hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring. With Foley distracted, Stephanie kicked him in the nuts and then Carlito came in and went to work on him with stomps and right hands. Carlito continued to hammer away on Foley and then gave Foley a knee to the nuts. Carlito took a bite from the apple as Foley tried to pull himself up. Carlito knocked him back down and spat the apple in the face of Mick Foley.
Backstage:
Foley is shown backstage in pain, and Bischoff comes in and tells him to suck it up. He said no matter how badly his pride has been injured, he's still the referee in the main event.
Viscera vs. Triple H
The music of Triple H hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring, and he will be facing Viscera in one on one action here tonight. Flair then came out of nowhere and blindsided Triple H during his entrance! Triple H threw him into the ring steps. Both men traded right hands at ringside and a bunch of referees came down but they got knocked down and Flair got some shots in. Triple H jumped at Flair as more agents made their way down to separate the two. Flair jumped on Triple H in the aisle and the referees finally broke it up. Ric Flair got into the ring and threw his shoe into the crowd. He got on the mic and said please, put him in a cage with that SOB. Flair was going nuts, screaming "a cage, a cage!" Woo! I guess Viscera gets the night off!
Outside the arena:
JBL's limo is shown arriving backstage, and he emerged from it and Smackdown! is here on RAW!
Back on RAW:
We are taken outside and Bischoff and security are confronting JBL, telling him he will be no part of RAW tonight, and that Smackdown! isn't welcome. Footage is shown from Smackdown! this past Friday. Edge, Lita and Masters are now in the ring and Edge said JBL is probably here to get answers, like why did he spear Mysterio instead of JBL. Edge said no one cares about JBL, not him, not even the Smackdown! locker room. He said Rey Mysterio is a bigger star than him, that's why he brought the Masterpiece with him. He said at Taboo Tuesday, it's official, it's RAW vs. Smackdown, Edge and Chris Masters vs. two of Smackdown's superstars. Masters said in a few minutes they will get to choose who it will be. Masters introduced us to the five options. The first was Matt Hardy, and Edge laughed and said he didn't know they could invent another match for him to beat him in. He asked Lita to remind him why Hardy is on Smackdown in the first place. She said he beat Hardy's ass and put him there! Next was Rey Mysterio. Masters said the good news for Rey is that Taboo Tuesday is in San Diego, so it will be a short ride home from the hospital.
Next was Christian. Edge said it's his good old buddy, they all remember it. He said he carried Christian for the first six years, so what's one more match. He wished Christian congratulations as the only superstar to get less votes than Hardy. Next was Hardcore Holly. Masters said a man who walks around with bleach blonde hair and wears spandex would probably want him in the shower not the ring, and the Masterpiece doesn't swing that way. The last choice is JBL, the wrestling god. Edge said JBL was on a sinking ship. Masters called him Mr. Suckdown. JBL told Masters to do the English language a favour, and said he knows Edge doesn't have the guts to come out there and face him. He told Masters to come out here and try and put the Master Lock on, Monkey boy. Masters made his way to the back as Edge said it doesn't matter who gets voted it, he's the bigger superstar. Masters ran through the backstage and made his way to the parking lot. Masters got in JBL's face and JBL said there was one small problem and he fell for the oldest trick in the book! Masters was confused as Mysterio hit the ring and dropkicked Edge from behind! Mysterio then hit the 619 on Lita and made his way back through the crowd.
Mickie James vs. Victoria
The music of Trish Stratus hit in the arena as she made her way to the ring with Ashley and Mickie James, and Mickie will be in action here on RAW against Victoria who was accompanied by Torrie Wilson and Candice Michelle.
The start:
James and Victoria locked up and Victoria grabbed a side headlock and then took James down to the canvas. Victoria gave James a knee to the head and then a shoulder to the gut. James came back with a sunset flip for two and then a kick to the mid section but missed a dropkick. Victoria stomped James in the mid section but James came back with right hands. Victoria nailed a clothesline for a near fall and then locked in a rear naked choke.
The Finish:
James hit an elbow in the corner and then nailed a huricanrana and then a clothesline. James nailed another clothesline and then a takedown for two. Victoria went for a suplex but James rolled her up for the win!
Winner - Mickie James
Backstage:
Vince McMahon is shown walking down the hallway, and it looks like he is making his way to the arena!
In the arena:
The music of Vince McMahon hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring. Vince said he doesn't like it when the people second guess the decisions of his family, so when his wife Linda decided to fire JR, his ass is fired! He decided to hire the Coach to take JR's place, then frankly, the Coach is the man. McMahon said JR served them well, but he knew he was full of crap. The fans chanted "we want JR" as McMahon said if god wanted to give the United States an enema, then he would stick it in Fresno. The fans chanted "*******" at McMahon, and he said that is the subject of the night, they are right. He said whenever a superstar is injured and requires surgery; they are always there with their cameras. Same was true on Tuesday when JR had colon surgery. He said the footage is graphic in nature, and we are talking about a bowel blockage. They had to take a foot of bowel out of JR's body. We go to the footage and it's a skit with Vince acting as the doctor, with some hot nurse. A fart noise came out of the ******* as Vince started to hit on the nurse and clips of JR saying "good god" was spliced in.
Fart noises and the Oklahoma fight song came from the ass as Vince rubbed lube over his hands and shoved them up the ass and Vince then filled a bottle and said it was BBQ sauce! Vince said there was more in there and pulled out a football! He said there's something else up there and pulled out what the hell is that!? An owl? JR why do you have an owl in your ass! Vince said he has to open JR up and used a plunger on his ass and pulled out Mae Young's other hand! Vince said he smells something fishy, and it was a goldfish! McMahon asked the for "instrument" and it will a crowbar and wedged it in and clips of JR screaming were put in there. Vince said he can see all the way?and pulled out a football helmet and there's more! Vince then got a pneumatic drill and drilled JR's ******* and said you can see all the way to China, and pulled out an Austin head toy, and kept repeating "Stone Cold". Vince asked for the jaws of life, and Vince and the nurse looked in there and they pulled hard and out came JR's head?Vince said they solved the problem, he had his head up his ass! McMahon said they need to relieve the tension, and shoved JR off the table and picked the nurse up and got on top of her as we went back to the arena. McMahon said based off the reaction he got here tonight, he suggests everyone here is just like JR, they have their head up their ass.
Non Title Match
Rosey vs. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch (c)
The music of the World Tag Team Champions is playing in the arena, and they are set for action against Rosey and the Hurricane, but Rosey made his way to the ring by himself after what happened last week on RAW with Hurricane slapping Rosey during the commercial.
The start:
Rosey knocked Murdoch off the apron and then Cade took over on him with right hands. Hurricane then made his way out to the stage wearing a shirt and sunglasses, and has stubble. Coach said he now wants to be known as Gregory Helms, his real name. Cade and Murdoch sent Rosey to the outside and then Cade took over with an elbow drop. Murdoch nailed a knee lift as Helms looked on shaking his head.
The Finish:
Murdoch acted as Rosey's partner and Rosey actually tagged him and Murdoch nailed right hands and then tagged in Cade. Cade nailed an elbow from the top on Rosey but then Rosey fought back with right hands but then got knocked down by a flying shoulder. Murdoch and Cade gave Rosey a suplex and then hit the Sweet and Sour for the win.
Winners - Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch
Non Title Match
Special Referee: Mick Foley
Kurt Angle vs. John Cena (c)
The music of Mick Foley hit in the arena as he made his way down to the ring as the special guest referee, and he doesn't look to be in the best of shape after what happened earlier tonight. The music of Kurt Angle then hit as he made his way down to the ring and he will be facing WWE Champion John Cena here tonight in a non title match, but will get his shot at the gold a week tomorrow at Taboo Tuesday.
The start:
Cena and Angle locked up with Angle taking Cena down. Cena came back with a shoulderblock, and then another and Angle bailed to the outside, and the crowd is rabid here. Another lock up and Angle took Cena down and grabbed a side headlock. Cena whipped him off and Angle came back with a shoulderblock but then Cena nailed a hip toss and then a scoop slam and went for an elbow but Angle moved. Cena kicked Angle square in the face and then clotheslined him to the outside as we went to commercial.
Mid-match notes:
Back on RAW and Cena is down on the outside of the ring and then Angle went out and wrenched at the face of Cena. Angle tossed Cena back inside and gave him a suplex for a two count. Angle gave Cena a knee to the head and then sent him headfirst to the buckle before unloading with right hands and an uppercut. Angle choked Cena over the middle rope with his boot and then gave him a backbreaker for two. Cena locked in a body scissors and then a side headlock but Cena elbowed out but Angle caught him with a belly to belly.
Angle gave Cena another belly to belly and this time covered for two. Angle argued with Cena and Foley pushed him and then Cena rolled Angle up for a near fall! Cena nailed right hands and then a sunset flip for two. Cena nailed a headbutt but then Angle came back with a German suplex for a two count. Angle locked in a bear hug on the mat and slid over into a cover for two before going back to the bearhug. Cena fought out and nailed a DDT and then both men traded right hands with Cena coming out on top. Cena nailed a pair of clotheslines and then a flying shoulder and then a fisherman's suplex for two!
The Finish:
Carlito hit the ring but Foley nailed him and then went to work on him on the outside but then Carlito sent him into the ring steps! Carlito then dropped Foley with a DDT on the outside and back in the ring, Cena hit a side slam. Cena nailed the five knuckle shuffle and went for the FU but Bischoff made his way down in a referee shirt and stopped it. Cena went after Bischoff but Angle locked in the ankle lock! Bischoff yelled at Cena to tap and he almost made the ropes but Bischoff grabbed his hand and forced it to the mat to make it tap.
Winner - Kurt Angle
The Aftermath:
Cena tossed Angle to the outside and he doesn't look happy as Angle motioned that he has beaten Cena three times since coming to RAW. Cena's ankle seemed to be in pain, and could this be the end of Cena's WWE Title reign at Taboo Tuesday?!

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WWE.com has officially begun their voting polls for the interactive upcoming pay-per view, WWE Taboo Tuesday.
Fans can currently vote on which guy they'd like to see complete the triple-threat main-event for the WWE championship, Big Show, Shawn Michaels, or Kane.
Ric Flair vs. Triple H is up next, and WWE is allowing fans to decide which kind of gimmick match this grudge bout will be.
For Mick Foley vs. Carlito, WWE is letting the fans to pick which character Foley will portray on the PPV - Mankind, Cactus Jack, or Dude Love.
For the WWE Diva "fulfill your fantasy" battle royal, WWE is offering a variety of lady-gimmick matches, such as bra & panties, evening gown, etc.
For all the other voting options and matches not listed above, visit WWE.com to cast your votes!

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SPOILER: Post Oct 24th Raw News
credit: wrestlezone.com
It was just announced on WWE Unlimited after RAW went off the air that next week on RAW John Cena will face HBK Shawn Michaels.
Eric Bischoff grabbed the microphone and stated this was his FU to Cena. Bischoff's music hit and that was it.
As best we can tell, Steve Austin will be at RAW next week.
The live crowd chanted boring and booed loudly as Vince McMahon stood in the ring as the LONG JR 'surgery' segment aired.
Mick Foley's line "I don't find colon surgery all that humorous" was not scripted and it was truly what he felt. Lawler also said "I want to forget that if I possibly can." after the JR segment which was likely not scripted as Vince was not in the Gorilla position at that time.
The doctor in the JR segment was Dr. James Andrews. He is the main guy who performs surgery when the WWE guys need it. The segment was pre-taped earlier this week so they obviously felt it was good enough to air.

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Smackdown spoilers from San Francisco
credits:
It opened with the Peep show, where Mysterio, Hardy, Holly and JBL all came out to campaign for votes for the Taboo Tuesday match. Hardy actually got the biggest pop of all, and it's clear they he wasn't the original plan of who they wanted in the match, but he may wind up being there. JBL had the best line, saying if Masters was any smarter, he'd be a moron. Teddy Long came out and ordered a five-way free-for-all
Mysterio won the five-way pinning Christian with a huracanrana. Crowd popped for a Tower of Doom spot. JBL clotheslined Holly. Hardy gave JBL the twist of fate. Christian gave Hardy the unprettier. Mysterio then pinned Christian. When it was over, Mysterio and Hardy were in the ring together asking for votes.
Backstage, Booker T & Sharmell were in Teddy Long's office. Long showed Booker the footage from his title win last week and Sharmell also interfering the previous week. Booker threw a fit at Sharmell, told her he would defend the title against Chris Benoit tonight and that Sharmell had to apologize to Benoit
Roddy Piper showed up. He was confronted by Bob Orton. Piper told Bob that he wrestled his father who was a tough guy, and a smart guy. He insinuated Bob wasn't so smart. Randy orton stops him and tells him tonight he's going down.
Simon Dean is showed in the back with the Simon Dean scooter and is stopped by a midget in the back then 2 other midgets tie the scooter while the 1st one talks to Simon then he goes away and trips.
Next, Palmer Canon came out. Then they played a big Undertaker video and Taker's music. When it was over and everyone was expecting Undertaker, they turned the cameras on Canon and people booed because Undertaker wasn't there. On TV, it'll come across like Canon is this big over heel. He then put over the juniors division.
Juniors Match
Short Sleeve Sampson vs a blond little guy who looked like Billy Idol.Even though one guy is from New England and the other is from Seattle, they came out to Mexican music; guess the idea was using Mexican minis.The Billy Idol mini was called something Patterson, like maybe Little Patterson.There were loud Boring chants and "This is why Smackdown sucks so bad". The Finish: short sleeve sampson wins with a leap from the officials back; Nick Patrick was given a low blow. Simon Dean came out and did some comedy fighting with both little guys.
Booker called out Benoit. He told Benoit that he apologized and was offering him a return match. Benoit's ribs were all wrapped up from the insane tope last week. Benoit accepted the match but didn't care if Booker or Sharmell apologized. Booker told Benoit that he figured that, but Sharmell still had to apologize. Sharmell was totally insincere and she and Booker had a big fight. She ripped on Booker and left. As Benoit was watching her leave, Booker went heel and nailed Benoit with a belt shot and he juiced and was left laying.
Fatal 4 way tag match
MNM Vs LOD VS Regal and Burchill VS mexicools
Super Crazy worked most of the match and carried it. Christy Hemme is no longer with LOD, but Juventud still has to act like a valet outside the ring for the Mexicools while holding his title belt. Heidenreich hot tagged in, they set up the doomsday device, but the Tolands interfered by pulled Animal off the top and brawled with him. Inside the ring, MNM gave Heidenreich the snapshot and Mercury pinned him to win the title.
Nunzio and Vito go into Teddy Longs office and Teddy gives them a match VS lashley next week 2 on 1. Vito & Nunzio also wanted a tag title match....The Boogeyman appears and cuts a promo.
Batista and eddie cut a promo..Eddie remembers how he won the title in San Francisco,ca. Batista got eddie a a gift; A green impala with mexican flags on it.
Batista & Guerrero & Piper vs Ortons & Kennedy
Guerrero is full-time face and the low rider ring entrance is back. Piper clearly was given no lead time to get in shape. Batista gave Kennedy and Randy spinebusters. Guerrero gave Kennedy a frog splash. With them laid out, Piper put Bob in the sleeper for the win.

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Full WWE Velocity And Smackdown Taping Results (SPOILERS)
credit:411mania.com
There were five matches taped for Velocity.
1) LOD beat Simon Dean and Orlando Jordan with the Doomsday Device.
After the match, Steve Romero and Josh Matthews came out to the booth.
2) Kid Kash beat Brian Kendrick. Best match on Velocity for sure, but that isn't saying much. Kash played heel but seemed to be cheered anyway.
3) The ****s (James **** and Jack ****) beat James Prentice and Kevin Zacaula. The ****s had matching purple trunks and came across like more tanned built guys who look like everyone else. Well, I guess they were sort of short, so maybe they can be moved into the mini division. The whole gimmick of the ****s seems to be their supposedly funny name.
4) Sylvan beat Joey Ryan with a short DDT. After the match, Sylvan went to a young lady in the front row who was taking pictures of him. Another hired woman, as she isn't seen for the rest of the night.
5) Psicosis and Super Crazy beat Paul Burchill and William Regal when Crazy pinned Regal. Finish came when Juvy interferred helping Crazy pin Regal.
Smackdown began with a clip taped earlier tonight of MNM pulling up in a limo. Teddy Long greeted them, and then told them they'd have to defend their belts in the main event against Batista and Eddie.
Show opened with Bob Holly coming out in a referee jersey.
Rey Misterio Jr. and Matt Hardy beat JBL and Christian when Hardy pinned Christian. Holly worked as ref, and looked pretty ridiculous wearing the ref shirt over his trunks. Holly eventually went after the heels, as he gave Christian the Alabama Slam, Rey gave him the 619, and then Hardy gave him the Twist of Fate for the pin.
Backstage, Teddy Long said he was waiting for a special visitor, Eric Bischoff. They went to commerical.
Sharmell came out with her own music and all. She introduced Booker T. Booker said everyone was suckers for falling for their plan. He said he knew what Sharmell was up to all along. He said he should win an Emmy or Golden Globe for his performance. They showed clips of the last several weeks and attempted to explain it all. Teddy Long came out and announced that Booker would defend the belt against Benoit right now. They went to commerical.
Chris Benoit beat Booker T by countout. After hitting multiple Germans, Booker and Sharmell walked off as Benoit stood in the ring watching.
Bob Orton came out for his match against Piper. Orton got on the mic and said what may be the line of the night "Rowdy Piper put me to sleep."
Piper beat Bob Orton by DQ. Match was funny with Piper selling most of the time. Piper also teased he was going to keep his shirt-on for the match, but we weren't so lucky. Piper had Orton in the Sleeper, but Randy came in and broke it up, so Piper won by DQ. Randy got on the mic and reminded everyone he's the legend killer, so a match with Piper seems inevitable. More silly selling from Piper here as Randy beat him down for a couple minutes.
Bobby Lashley beat Vito and Nuzio in a handicapped match when Lashley pinned Nunzio with the Dominator. This match could have easily been on Velocity.
Eddie and Batista were talking backstage playing buddy buddy. Eddie brought up being in "East LA".
Backstage, a limo arrived and out came Bischoff. He had a bunch of UPW guys playing his security escorts, and he told them to get him the hell out of here as quickly as possible. He ran into someone and asked "who the hell are you?" and the camera panned out and it was the Boogie Man who said "I'm the Boogie Man and I'm coming to get you." Palmer Cannon wasn't on the show at all this week though.
Teddy Long came out and called out Bischoff. Bischoff laid down the 5 on 5 challenge for the Survivor Series saying he's tired of each side invading each other's show.Long accepted the 10 man for Survivor Series. This was very anti-climatic and they didn't announce any of the participants either. Bischoff told Long he's the B-Show, with 2nd rate talent and a 2nd rate audience. Bischoff said they'd kick Smackdown's butt much like Nitro and WCW did to WWE. Long also challenged Bischoff for a one on one Raw vs Smackdown singles match at Survivor Series. After accepting, Long informed him that it would be Long vs Bischoff. Long said this feud would end the same way WWE vs WCW did, but he just said it meant Bischoff would get his ass kicked.
Ken Kennedy beat Scotty 2 Hotty. Kennedy got busted up a bit, but put Scotty away pretty quick.
MNM were walking backstage complaining about already having to defend the titles.
MNM beat Eddie and Batista when Mercury pinned Eddie. Finish came after Melina covered Mercury which meant Eddie gave her the frog splash instead.
They did a triple threat dark match with Orton vs Eddie vs Batista for the title. Mostly a comedy match, with Batista and Eddie playing buddies, and Orton selling ridiculously like he was dazed and confused. He kept falling on the outside into the audience and onto the announcer's table. Orton was busted open much like Kennedy was earlier. Batista was about to give Randy the Batista Bomb, but Eddie came off the top with a frog splash. Batista broke up the pin. Randy was going to hit Batista with the RKO, but Eddie held onto Batista so he didn't go down for it. Finish came when Bob came out and attacked Eddie. Batista sent Randy into Bob knocking him off the apron, and them pinned Randy with the Demon Bomb. Eddie and Batista played around on the mic for about 5 minutes, then Eddie got serious and thanked all the fans and mentioned how life changes, how blessed he is, and thanked God.
P.S. RAW Spoilers will be coming up shortly.

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RAW
WARNING:SPOILERS
Cue Raw intro, cue pyrotechnics, cue some Raw music, cue all these crazy fans, and cue Coach welcoming us to Monday NIGHT RAW in Anaheim, California. Alongside Coach, as always, is the King.
John Cena will take on Shawn Michaels tonight for the very first time in history. There will also be a Diva Halloween Costume Contest. Stone Cold will answer the Coach.
Eric Bischoff and Chris Masters make their way down the entranceway while Coach pounds some brewskies.
Eric: So here we are on the eve of Taboo Tuesday where once again Raw is going to prove it’s dominance over Smackdown in the special interpromotional tag team match. But tonight live on Raw Chris Masters has a special Master Lock Challenge for a Smackdown superstar. So ladies and gentlemen, please welcome – accompanied by the General Manger of Smackdown, Theodore Long – Rey Mysterio Juuunioooor!!
Teddy Long reveals himself while Rey’s music plays. And Rey Mysterio pops up like a crazy person.
Masters: Wow, wow – I’ve gotta give it up. I didn’t think you would have the guts to come out here and take my challenge tonight. You’re actually lucky because you usually have to be at least…(picks up Rey and places him on chair) that tall to take the Master Lock Challenge. You got any questions?
Rey: No, I got noooo questions. As a matter of fact, it’s more of a statement.
Rey blasts Masters with the microphone and slams his face into the steel chair. Rey with a dropkick and now some rights to the midsection. Here comes the Raw reinforcements! Teddy’s calling for some people now too. It’s Holly, Hardy, JBL, Christian, and that’s all. All five in the ring with Masters now. 619!!! YES!! And Smackdown reigns supreme!!
Teddy Long on the mic: I got this Eric. Let me tell you something, playa. No matter who the fans vote in. Smackdown is gonna do what we been doing the past two weeks. We gonna embarrass ya on your own turf. And you can believe that, playa!
Bischoff, Edge, Masters, and Lita argue in the back. Bischoff takes control and says we cannot lose to ANYBODY!!! Bischoff says he will not go down to Teddy Long.
Kurt Angle vs. Tajiri
Lock up, Kurt picks up Tajiri and slams him to the mat. Angle stomping a mudhole into Tajiri. Tajiri off the ropes and runs into a clothesline. Cover gets 2. Snap suplex by Angle gets another 2. And another. Boots to the lower back of Tajiri by Angle. Tajiri fighting back with some kicks and chops. Tajiri off the ropes, but he walks into a belly to belly suplex by Angle. Leg scissors submission hold by Angle. Tajiri finally gets out of it with some chops to Angle’s chest. Angle again pounding and stomping on Tajiri in the corner. Angle with his patented uppercut. Whip into the buckle, but Angle walks into a stiff right foot by Tajiri. German attempt, but Tajiri lands on his feet – SUPERKICK by Tajiri. 1…2….NO! Of course not, but it’s always fun to get into things. Angle and Tajiri exchanging rights as both are on their knees. Dropkick to the face by Tajiri. Whip by Tajiri reversed….handspring elbow by Tajiri. Whip by Angle into the turnbuckle. TARANTULA! No, Angle reverses into the ankle lock! And Tajiri taps.
WINNER: Kurt Angle
Angle on the mic: Cena…Cena – I don’t give a damn who the third opponent is at Taboo Tuesday because I’m walking away the WWE Champion. Now there ain’t no denying Cena that I beat your ass three times. First time at Unforgiven. Second time I pinned your ass three weeks ago on Raw. And just last week I made your ass tap out right here in the middle of the ring. As a matter of fact I enjoyed it so much why don’t you show the footage again?
So they do.
Cena hits the ring with a flying shoulder block and starts pounding on Angle. Angle rolls out of the ring, and heads back up the ramp. King playing total face here as he makes fun of Angle for leaving.
Commercial Break
We’re back and Coach has a RED neck. We take a look back at the history of two best friends, Triple H and Ric Flair.
**WOOOOOOOOOO**
Flair on the mic: Game over? I don’t think so. As a matter of fact, the game has just begun. Hunter – I have kissed your ass for so long. Tomorrow night I’m going to kick it. I haven’t asked for a lot of favors in my career, but I pray to God we’re in a cage tomorrow night. WOOOO!! WOOOOO!! WOOO!!! WOOOO!!
Rob Conway vs. Eugene
Eugene pounding away on Conway. Double arm chokeslam by Eugene. Conway rolls to the outside, but Eugene follows him out. Conway went for a steel chair, but Eugene cut him off. Both men back in and Conway takes over control with some boots. Irish whip by Conway, reverse elbow by Conway sends Eugene to the mat. Standing elbow drop by Conway on a dazed Eugene. Conway pounding on Eugene in the corner. Irish whip by Conway reversed, but Conway sends him back into the same corner. Big press slam by Conway on Eugene. Conway taunts Eugene with some slaps to the back of the head. Conway slams the face of Eugene into the mat, but all that did was make Eugene mad. Eugene hulking up! YOU! Conway and Eugene trading rights. Eugene takes control with a roundhouse right sending Conway sprawling. Stunner attempt is reversed, but Eugene gets a rock bottom. 1…2…NO – Conway got his foot on the bottom rope. Eugene thinks he has pulled off the victory. Conway with a chair on the outside and he nails Eugene causing the DQ.
WINNER: Eugene
More chair shots by Conway – here is Hacksaw Jim Duggan! Bodyslam by Duggan. Kamala with the Ugondan Splash! Superfly Snuka up top! SUPERFLY!! King is in the ring now for some reason. Off the top with a flying fist drop. King, Snuka, Duggan, and Kamala embrace.
Coach says he will call out Stone Cold Steve Austin yet again this week. But will he show up?
Todd Grisham in the backstage parking lot eagerly anticipating Stone Cold Steve Austin. He’s dressed as Haray Carey. Gregory Helms is here, and he’s not all that impressed. And here’s Mick Foley!
Mick: Well Todd I heard Carlito had a little surprise for me. I was just in the TV truck preparing a little surprise for him.
Carlito is in the ring as we are back live.
Carlito: Tomorrow night at Taboo Tuesday, Carlito doesn’t know if he’s facing Dude Love, Mankind, or Cactus Jack. But he does know one thing – when it’s all said and done Mick Foley will be beaten uno, dos, y tres. Cause the only face you people need to be concerned with is the face of Carlito. At Taboo Tuesday…
Dude Love: So you think you know cool my fine afro’ed little friend. And should the fans vote for me your all out assault on Dude’s twig and berries I have no guarantees for what I might do.
Cactus Jack: Bang bang – unfortunately Cactus Jack doesn’t have any guarantees because I don’t have any ideas what I might do at Taboo Tuesday. Thumbtacks – no guarantee. A bed of nails – no guarantee. I do have one guarantee – PAIN BANG BANG!!
Coach: I’m sick of waiting. I want Stone Cold Steve Austin, and I want Stone Cold right now. I’m not leaving til you come out here. And that’s the bottom line cause Stone Cold Coachman said so.
Coach is in the ring and calls out Stone Cold. He said he knows why he isn't coming out, because he smells a rat. He said he wasn't going to show up alone tonight or tomorrow night, so he will bring out the man he has in his corner, & the music of GOLDUST then hit! Goldust is back in WWE! Coach said he knows Austin knows this man, seeing how you stuffed him in a porta potty on WWE television. He said now you have the ace in the hole, to get out here. Coach and Goldust waited and then the music of Vince McMahon hit! McMahon came out to the stage and says he hates to disappoint Coach, but unfortunately that isn't going to happen. He said he has it on good authority that Austin was involved in an accident at the weekend and wont be here tonight, or at Taboo Tuesday. He said he cant vouch for the validity of it, but he must be afraid of Coach. He said as a result of a forfeit, the winner of the Taboo Tuesday match?Jonathan Coachman! McMahon said before he starts the celebration, he did promise everyone he will compete at Taboo Tuesday. He said there is no one on the RAW roster left near his calibre, and had to go to Smackdown, and he will face the number one announcer on Smackdown, Funaki.
Coach laughed as Funaki made his way down to the ring. Funaki took the mic and said "THIS IS FUNAKI..SMACKDOWN.." Coach then slapped Funaki and Goldust went to work on him. Coach choked Funaki and then Goldust nailed him with the Shattered Dreams and then a kick to the ribs and kicked him out of the ring. McMahon said that was very impressive, and Coach said he knows McMahon can do better than that. He said he wants him to go back to the Smackdown roster, and let all of them know that if anyone wants to face Coach, he will be happy to do it and beat him up too. McMahon said the first Smackdown man that steps forward will get the job…the music of BATISTA then hit as he made his way to the stage as the World Heavyweight Champion! Batista made his way down to the ring and took off his jacket and glasses. Coach went for a cheap shot but missed and then Batista grabbed Coach. Goldust attacked from behind and Coach fled. VADER's MUSIC THEN HIT! Vader made his way to the ring! WHAT IS GOIN ON? Batista got Goldust in the corner and then nailed a spinebuster but then Vader levelled Batista! Coach ordered Vader to get Batista up and he held him while Coach slapped Batista across the face. Vader fell over when he got out of the ring, which was pretty classic. Coach, Vader and Goldust backed up the aisle, and I guess it's Batista vs. Coach tomorrow night!
Triple H vs. Viscera
Triple H kicked the top rope as Viscera was climbing over it and crotched him. Triple H hammered away with right hands on Viscera and then nailed the Pedigree and this is over in a hurry.
Winner: Triple H
Triple H nailed Viscera in the head with the steel steps and went flying over the barricade. Triple H took the mic and said that Ric Flair knows better than anyone, he's done a lot of bad things in his life. He said he takes responsibility for his actions, but will not be held responsible for what he does to Flair tomorrow night. He said it will be disturbing and brutal, and he will do it not because he wants to, but because he has to, because that's who he is, and it's who Flair used to be?
Todd Grisham is backstage with John Cena. Cena cuts him off and says he remembers not too long ago when he dressed up as Vanilla Ice on Halloween. He said it's time for Grisham to break out, and Cena said he wants him to make him feel Harry Carray. Grisham then did his wacko voice again and Cena didn't look amused, and said that was sad, but he's seen worse. He said sad is an Olympic Gold Medallist like Kurt Angle, who sold himself out to Eric Bischoff for another shot at the WWE Championship. Sad is the last time he came to Anaheim, he was team mates with Shawn Michaels, and tonight he looks in his eyes and faces him because he wants another chance at the WWE Championship. It could be Michaels, Kane or the Big Show tomorrow night, all because they want a shot at the WWE Championship. He said he never backs down and never quits, and the CHAMP IS HERE. He said tomorrow night, the WWE Championship stays HERE, and if you can't see that, then you can't see me.
The Heart Throbs vs. The Big Show and Kane
The music of the Heart Throbs is playing in the arena, and they are already in the ring. They get on the mic and say they were going to dress as Bo and Luke Duke, but they decided to dress as Batman and Batman! OK!? The music of the Big Show then hit as he made his way down to the ring and he will be teaming with Kane. This match is Tornado Rules with all four in the ring at the same time. Kane grabbed Antonio by the hair and pulled him into the ring and Big Show went to work on Romeo. Show slapped Romeo hard in the chest and then Kane gave Antonio snake eyes. Show then gave Romeo a bigger snake eyes and it looks like they are trying to out do the other. Show splashed Antonio in the corner, and then Kane splashed Romeo. Show then sat Romeo on the top rope and went up and gave him a superplex!
Show was proud of himself and then Kane gave Antonio a big boot and went up top and nailed a flying clothesline. Kane knocked Romeo to the outside and Show was pissed and said that was his guy. Show went out to get him and press slammed him back in. Show and Kane then gave the Heart Throbs stereo chokeslams and both covered for the win.
Winners: Kane and The Big Show
King in the ring.
King: Happy Halloween everybody. You know tomorrow night at Taboo Tuesday you all have the power to decide what the Divas wear in the fulfill your fantasy battle royal. But tonight since it is Halloween we’re going to have ourselves a good ole fashioned Diva Halloween contest. So without any further ado let’s bring them out here and see their costumes.
Ashley is dressed as a dark angel. Very nice. Next is Maria who is dressed as a Victoria Secret angel. I want to marry her. Next is Candace Michelle who is dressed as a cat or something. Next we have Mickie James who is dressed as who else…Trish Stratus. Victoria is a Chicago White Sox player. I’m not sold on that. And finally, Trish Stratus is dressed as Wonder Woman.
Mickie James mimics everything Trish does. James grabs the mic and tells everyone to cheer for Mickie. Victoria tells her to calm her little ass down. Mickie slaps her. Victoria goes for a homerun, but gets a chick kick to the midsection. All hell is breaking loose as they throw Candace up and down. Victoria throws Mickie outside, and Trish nails her with a chick kick of her own.
Non Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs. John Cena
Cena and Michaels got face to face and shook hands and then Michaels chopped Cena but Cena came back with right hands. They locked up again and Michaels grabbed a hammerlock but Cena reversed into one of his own. Michaels reversed into a top wrist lock and powered down Cena to the mat. Cena powered back up but Michaels slid into a side headlock and a takedown. Michaels nailed a shoulder block and then grabbed the side headlock again. Cena whipped Michaels off and scored with a hip toss but Michaels came back with the side headlock. Cena whipped Michaels off again, but Michaels nailed a shoulder block but then Cena tossed Michaels to the outside, but Michaels skinned the cat and then Cena nailed a clothesline. Cena hit a back drop as the fans booed and made a cover for two. Cena hit a back elbow and covered for another two and then went for the FU but Michaels backed out and went to the outside.
Cena chased Michaels but Michaels nailed him as the re-entered the ring. Michaels chopped away at Cena in the corner but Cena came back with a hard Irish whip sending Michaels inside out, and then went for a clothesline but Michaels ducked and hit a DDT for two. Michaels hit a pair of elbow drops and then sent him head first to the corner. Michaels whipped Cena hard to the buckle and then grabbed a sleeper hold. Cena fought out with a back suplex and the Cena nailed a boot and then a pair of clothesline and a flying shoulder.
Cena hit the side slam and then hit the five knuckle shuffle. Cena went for the FU but Michaels reversed and hit some chops and then a flying forearm. Michaels nipped up and hit an atomic drop and then a clothesline, and then another. Michaels hit a scoop slam and went up top and went for the elbow but Cena rolled out of the way! Angle then hit the ring and stomped on Michaels and the referee called for the bell!
No Contest
Angle stomped on Cena and hammered him with right hands, and then gave Michaels a belly to belly. Angle pulled down the straps but then Cena nailed him with a clothesline. Cena went for the FU on Angle, but Michaels nailed him with Sweet Chin Music! Cena and Angle are both down, and Michaels asked for the belt. Michaels held the WWE Championship in his hands and stared down at the two men, and then laid it down on Cena's chest.

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Event: WWE Monday Night RAW
Date: Monday, November 7th, 2005
Location: The Allen County War Memorial Coliseum in Fort Wayne, IN
Results by PowerWrestling.com
The fireworks went off in the arena for the start of Monday Night RAW as The Coach, Jerry Lawler and Joey Styles welcomed us to the show, and tonight Kurt Angle and Chris Masters will team to take on WWE Champion John Cena and Shawn Michaels!
In the arena:
Pretty much the entire RAW roster is at ringside as the music of General Manager Eric Bischoff hit. Bischoff made his way down to the ring. Bischoff got on the mic and said last week, he challenged Theodore Long to a ten man Survivor Series Match, and why did he do it? Because he knows that RAW will dominate! He said he's made two huge matches for Survivor Series, the Cerebral Assassin Triple H vs. The Nature Boy Ric Flair in a Last Man Standing Match! And Kurt Angle will take on a man who he has pinned and made submit, John Cena, for the WWE Championship! The real question is who will make up the RAW team at Survivor Series, and the first two spots will go to the new World Tag Team Champions, Kane and The Big Show! The third spot will go to the RAW team captain, the Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels! He says he looks around the ring, and sees a lot of hunger in the eyes, and he wants to know who will step up. Carlito raised his hand and got a mic. He said if Bischoff wants someone to step up, fine, no more Cabana. Carlito isn't a talk show host, he's a wrestler. He said he will represent RAW at Survivor Series. Shelton Benjamin took the mic and asked if Carlito was high! He said what RAW needs is the most amazing athlete to step into the ring, and you're looking at him. Bischoff said tonight it will be Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin and the winner gets a Survivor Series spot.
Trevor Murdoch then took the mic and said he and Cade got screwed at Taboo Tuesday and they should be the champions and be on team RAW. He said he wants to invoke their rematch clause, and tonight they want a hardcore match! Bischoff said they are on, and it's a hardcore match for the Tag Team Titles tonight! Gregory Helms took the mic, and said since Bischoff is handing out matches, how about putting him in the ring with Rosey! Bischoff said they will have a match tonight!
Bischoff said that they have an epic tag team match as the main event, Kurt Angle and Chris Masters against Shawn Michaels and John Cena. He said they have a lot of work to do and can head back to the locker room?but he forgot one thing. Edge and Lita, he forgot they were even here. How could he be so rude? He invited them into the ring and they got in reluctantly.
Bischoff said he was thinking, at Taboo Tuesday, right before his match, if he remembers correctly he said something and can't remember what it was?footage was then shown of Edge saying he doesn't care about RAW and walking out of his match. All the wrestlers at ringside looked pissed at him as Bischoff said that Edge only cares about himself. The fans chanted "*******" at Edge and Edge said he doesn't give a damn about the fans or about RAW! Bischoff then said he probably will give a damn about every one of these RAW superstars standing on the apron of the ring! Bischoff said Edge will learn a lesson about caring and commitment. He asked what they were doing Friday night?because they are going to Smackdown! He said they are going to compete in a Street Fight against Batista! The superstars laughed as Bischoff told Edge and Lita to get out of the ring and don't come back until he gets the job done! Bischoff said he doesn't want them to leave without music, and then led a "na na na na, hey hey hey, goodbye" chant at the two of them as they made their way to the back. We go to break and Carlito vs. Shelton Benjamin is up next!
Survivor Series Qualification Match
Shelton Benjamin vs. Carlito
Th match is underway as Carlito works over Benjamin's arm but Benjamin used the ropes to flip out and then backdropped Carlito to the floor. Benjamin leaped to the apron and then hit a neck flip from the apron to the floor! Benjamin's left knee is hurt after that neck flip. Carlito went right after the knee with stomps as the crowd booed him. Carlito worked over the knee in the corner before locking in a leg grapevine.
Benjamin pulled the hair of Carlito to escape the hold but Carlito came back with more stomps to the knee before choking him over the middle rope. Carlito then charged at Benjamin, but Benjamin sent him high into the air and he crashed to the mat. Benjamin came back with right hands and then a modified inverted backbreaker. Benjamin with a pair of clotheslines and then a back drop but then Carlito went back to the knee with a kick. Carlito went for a suplex but Benjamin flipped over and nailed a Northern Lights Suplex for two. Benjamin went up top but Carlito cut him off and then gave him some right hands but Benjamin then knocked Carlito down with right hands of his own and then flew off with a flying clothesline but Carlito ducked and then nailed a nice DDT but Benjamin kicked out! Carlito hammered away with more right hands on Benjamin but then Benjamin came back with a Samoan Drop! Benjamin's knee is still in pain as both men get to their feet. Benjamin went for the Dragon Whip but Carlito dropkicked the knee and then locked in a single leg Boston crab in the middle of the ring. Benjamin rolled through to escape the crab and went for a rollup but Carlito reversed and held the ropes to get the win!
Winner: Carlito
Backstage, Trish Stratus and Mickie James are shown, and Trish wants to talk to Mickie about Taboo Tuesday. Mickie said Trish didn't need to thank her for sacrificing herself in the Battle Royal, and Trish couldn't get a word in, and these two are in action with Victoria and Candice Michelle, next!
Trish Stratus and Mickie James vs. Victoria and Candice Michelle
Victoria and Mickie locked up and then Victoria went after Trish to bring her in. Mickie nailed an elbow in the corner and then hit a nice huricanrana and charged at Victoria, but got hit with a powerslam for two. Victoria kicked Mickie on the canvas and then sent her to the ropes and Mickie came back with some slaps, but Victoria sent her to the ropes again and Candice pulled down the ropes sending Mickie to the outside.
Victoria followed out and nailed Mickie with a clothesline and then sent her back into the ring. Candice tagged in and did the upside down choke over the ropes on Mickie.Mickie kicked Candice off and she tagged Victoria who stopped Mickie from tagging Trish. Victoria then nailed Trish sending her off the apron and then Trish came in with right hands on Victoria. Trish knocked Candice off the apron and hit the Thesz press on Victoria and hit more right hands.Mickie sent Victoria to the corner and then they picked up Candice and used her as a battering ram on Victoria! Trish nailed the whirlybird on Victoria and then Mickie hit a spin kick and went for a victory roll but Victoria rolled her up for two. Candice then tossed Victoria her wand, and she went to nail Trish with it, but Mickie took the bullet and Victoria covered her for the win!
Winners:Victoria and Candice Michelle
Kane is backstage and Big Show comes in. Show says that neither one of them asked to be partners, but they are the Tag Team Champions, and tonight they face the former champions in a hardcore match. Show asked Kane if he has a strategy for tonight. Kane said the strategy is to illicit pain and something or other into their lifeless opponents. Show said he was with him all the way.
Rosey vs. Gregory Helms
Helms slapped Rosey and then Rosey threw him to the corner and unloaded with right hands. Helms came back with an uppercut but then Rosey nailed him with a series of clotheslines and Helms rolled to the outside. On the apron, and Rosey hip tossed Helms back in. Helms went to escaped again but Rosey nailed him with a pair of elbow drops. Rosey clubbed the back of Helms, and then hit a short arm clothesline. Helms bailed to the outside and Rosey followed out. Rosey took Helms down again and then tossed him head first to the barrier. Back inside and Rosey blocked a kick and nailed another clothesline. Helms begged off but then pulled Rosey into the second turnbuckle and then hammered his head against the pad. Rosey tossed Helms off and went up top for a moonsault but Helms ran up here and kicked Rosey low, and then nailed the Shining Wizard for the win!
Winner:Gregory Helms
Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch are shown pushing a cart full of plunder down the hallway and they are up in Hardcore action against Kane and the Big Show for the World Tag Team Titles, next!
World Tag Team Championship Hardcore Match
Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch vs. Kane and The Big Show
Murdoch tossed a trash can at the head of Kane from the apron, and Kane then stalked him in the outside. In the ring and Show took down Cade with a boot while Kane nailed a clothesline on Murdoch. Show chopped Murdoch in the corner while Kane chased Cade but Cade raked the eyes and sent Kane to the steps. Show laid a trash can lid on Murdoch's head, and went to run the ropes but Cade dropped the top rope sending Show to the outside. Kane went up top and went for a flying clothesline, but Murdoch hit a shot to the face with the trash can lid! Cade and Murdoch worked over Kane in the corner and Cade nailed him with another shot from the trash can lid. Murdoch hit a shot with the kendo stick as the fan chanted for Big Show to get back to his feet. Murdoch hit an atomic drop on Kane, and then Cade took him down with a swinging neckbreaker. Show is back up on the apron but Murdoch took him down with a trash can to the face. Kane went for a double chokeslam but Cade and Murdoch kicked them low. Kane came back with a clothesline on Cade and Show is back in the ring. Kane hit a side slam on Cade and then Kane nailed some kendo stick shots on Murdoch. Show squashed Cade in the corner and then laid a trash can in the ring and gave Cade a back suplex onto it!Cade rolled to the outside as the champs went after Murdoch. Show put the trash can on Murdoch's head and then Kane kicked it against the ring post! Cade crawled up the aisle way as Kane and Show stalked him. Kane tossed him into the RAW set and then Show nailed him with a clothesline. Kane went over to the announce table and pulled all the crap off it as Show brought Cade over. Show and Kane then hit a double chokeslam on Cade through the table for the win!
Winners and still World Tag Team Champions, Kane and The Big Show
The music of Kurt Angle hit in the arena as the Olympic Gold Medallist made his way to the ring to chants of "you suck" for this main event match tonight on RAW, where he will be teaming with Chris Masters to take on WWE Champion John Cena and Shawn Michaels! Angle got on the mic and said he hates that chant, you people sit there and look down on him and chant you suck, and he says we're going to do it over again. He got out of the ring and went up the ramp and behind the curtain, and said if they don't give him the respect he deserves, they will do it over and over again! The crowd started chanting before the music even hit and then Kurt made his way down to you suck chants again. Kurt yelled to cut the music and said they think its funny, and it's a joke. He said he's the best wrestler alive today! He said he trains his ass off every day, he diets and works his ass off for the people and he said they won't do it over and over, but they have one last chance!
Angle said if they don't give him the respect he deserves, they aren't getting a main event tonight! Kurt made his way back and the music hit again as he made his way down to more "you suck" chants! Kurt yelled for the music to be cut and called the people hypocrites. He said middle America is meant to be about family values, but they let their children chant you suck at an Olympic Gold Medallist. He said they abuse their right and the first amendment, and they abuse him! He said he had three neck surgeries and put his life on the line for them. He said he didn't get to see his daughters first words or steps because he was wrestling. He said his wife left him because he put his life into the business for you people, and this is the thanks he gets! Kurt told the camera to show the people, and he called them selfish *******s and he isn't going to take it anymore! He said he isn't the one who sucks, they are the ones who suck and that's why he's getting his ass out of this arena and the main event can go straight to hell! Angle made his way up the aisle and he's gone!
Backstage:
Angle is shown getting changed backstage and Bischoff comes in and says he needs him in the main event tonight. Angle said he wants the idiot fans to stop chanting you suck, and secondly, he wants a hand picked special referee. Bischoff said he can take care of the referee, but he can't do anything about the fans! Bischoff said he will take care of it, and Angle said he has his match then.
The music of Triple H hit in the arena as he made his way out to the stage, and at Taboo Tuesday he was involved in a bloodbath with Ric Flair inside that steel cage. Triple H's head is bandaged up and he has a comfy chair on the stage, and it looks like he will be checking out the next match!
Intercontinental Championship Match
Rob Conway vs. Ric Flair
Conway and Flair went to lock up but Flair backed off and strutted around. They then locked up and Conway nailed a shoulderblock but Flair came back with a hip toss and then strutted around some more. They locked up again and Flair grabbed a side headlock and then hit a shoulder block and a slap to the face followed by some chops and Conway bailed to the outside! Flair stared at Triple H and Conway attacked from behind. Conway nailed a hangman's neckbreaker and then a swinging neckbreaker for a near fall. Conway slapped Flair around in the corner and then mocked him but then Flair grabbed him by the balls! Flair chopped Conway in the corner and then nailed rights and lefts before hitting a back elbow knockdown.
Flair scored with a knee drop and then went up top and hit the double axe handle! Flair gave Conway a suplex and then went for the Figure Four. Flair locked it in as Triple H made his way down the aisle and he has a chain in his hand! Flair pulled the ropes and Conway tapped but then Triple H choked Flair from the outside with the chain!
Winner and still Intercontinental Champion, Ric Flair
Triple H pulled Flair out and hammered him but Flair came back with chops! The referee got knocked down as Flair sent Triple H over the barricade and Flair followed over as they brawled in the crowd! The referees came out and tried to separate the two and these two will go one on one at Survivor Series in a Last Man Standing Match. Flair charged at Triple H again as more agents came down to break it up.
Bischoff is backstage talking into a headset about a censor button and then Lita came in. She asked if she really thinks if it's a good idea to send Edge over to Smackdown! to face Batista in a Street Fight. Bischoff said the match is still on, and then Lita started being ****ty and showed her breasts. Bischoff told her to put those back where they belong and to get the hell out of his building.
Special Guest Referee: Daivari
Kurt Angle and Chris Masters vs. John Cena and Shawn Michaels
The match gets underway with Michaels working the arm of Masters. Masters pulled Michaels down by the hair repeatedly and then Michaels came back with right hands and Daivari berated him. Masters rolled up Michaels and Daivari did a fast count but Michaels kicked out. Angle tagged in and ate a Michaels boot in the corner. Michaels then tagged in Cena and they hit a double back elbow knockdown and Cena covered and Daivari slow counted it. Masters tagged in and he stomped Cena in the corner but Cena came back with a hip toss and then a fisherman's suplex and covered but got another slow count. Cena sent Master's head into Michaels' boot and made the tag. Michaels chopped away at Masters and then nailed a knee lift. Masters came back with a right hand and a scoop slam and tagged in Angle who missed an elbow. Michaels worked the shoulder and then nailed an arm wringer takedown and then an arm bar. Angle backed Michaels to the corner and then unloaded with right hands.
Michaels came back with rights of his own and Daivari pulled him off and Angle dropped Michaels with a right hand. Cena got in the ring and Daivari ordered him out as Angle stomped away at Michaels in the corner, and then choked him with his boot in the ropes. Masters tagged in who nailed a shot to the gut of Michaels and then a back breaker for two after a mega fast count. Masters locked in a bear hug in the middle of the ring but Michaels escaped with right hands. Masters tagged in Angle who stomped at the leg of Michaels and locked in a leg grapevine.
Michaels kicked Angle off but Angle came back with right hands and then knocked Cena off the apron. Angle went for the Angle Slam but Michaels reversed into a DDT! Michaels tagged in Cena who knocked Masters off the apron and then hit a flying shoulder on Angle and then a pair of clotheslines and a belly to back sitout powerbomb followed by the five knuckle shuffle! Cena knocked Masters off the apron again and went for the FU on Angle but Masters knocked him down from behind. Angle locked in a front face lock on Cena and then tagged in Masters. Masters clubbed the back of Cena and then choked him out on the mat.
Michaels came in but Daivari admonished him. Masters went for a suplex and nailed it, delayed style, for a quick two count. Angle tagged in who nailed Cena with a shot to the gut and then hit a back breaker for another quick two count. Angle wrenched at the face of Cena and then locked in a rear chin lock. Cena fought out with a back suplex and then both men made the tag! The two traded right hands and then Michaels hit the flying forearm and nipped up.
Michaels hit the atomic drop and then clotheslines to both men sending Angle outside. Michaels slammed Masters and then went up top but Angle grabbed a chair! Angle slid the chair to Masters and Michaels came down and Master nailed him with the chair to the mid section. Michaels came back with a boot and grabbed the chair and went after Masters but Daivari grabbed the chair and rang for the bell!
Winners by disqualification, Kurt Angle and Chris Masters
Masters then nailed Masters with Sweet Chin Music and Angle then clotheslined Michaels outside. Cena came in and went after Cena but Daivari hit him in the back with the chair! Daivari raised the hand of Kurt Angle and they get the win here by disqualification. Angle celebrated his win as Cena writhed in pain on the canvas. Angle and Daivari shook hands and made their way to the back. Daivari raised Angle's hand on the stage as Cena looked on in anger as we fade to black!

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(Spoilers) WWE SmackDown! Taping Results
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the Opening WWE Intro went off, and backstage we saw Teddy Long talking to the whole Smackdown Roster. He said that tonight there will be four matches and who wins those matches will be on the Smackdown Surivior Series Team, and he then announced that Batista would be the team captin for the team. Randy Orton then said that he should be in the match becasue he won last years Surivior Series match. Teddy Long then said he could show that to him in his match tonight.
After that they aired the opening for Smackdown and then the pyro for the show went off.
Right off they had a match. The winner would be in the Surivior Series match. The match was Rey Mysterio vs. Randy Orton. Rey tired to hit a 619, but was stopped by Randy Orton. Then Rey started fighting back and he finally had Orton on the mat he went for a move on the rope, but Bob Orton pulled down Mysterio and the ref saw it, and DQed Orton. After the match the Ortons started a beat-down a Rey Mysterio. Matt Hardy then came down and beat Bob Orton up, and through him out of the ring. He give a Twist of Fate to Randy Orton.
Backstage: Randy Orton is backstage, and he said that Matt Hardy will pay for what he did with a RKO!
MNM then came out. Fans where upset that Melina did not get into the ring like she does most of the time. She then said that we are lucky that she is even here tonight becasue she should be at home. The fans then started booing MNM. Melina then said not to disrespect MNM. After that she said she was a model even before models were cool. Melina then brought on one of the American's Top Models. Melina then told her that she can be a C list Celebirty, but she is not cool enough to hang with MNM, but she could hang with Gary Coleman. Then the Mexicools came out and beat MNM up. They then danced in the ring with the Model.
They then had anouther Surivior Series avancement match. It was Bobby Lashley vs. Orlando Jordan. Lashley beat Orlando in about one min.
Edge is then backstage he tells Teddy Long to kill the match. Toddy then says he will kill the match if its okay with Batista. Edge then said alright we will go back to are room and you can ask Batista, but Toddy said he would not do that and that he would have to ask himself.
They then had yet another Surivior Series advancement match. This time it was Eddie vs. Ken Kennedy.Eddie got thrown into the ref, and the ref got knocked out. Eddie then grabbed a chair, and through it and Kennedy grabed, but then Eddie fell to the mat and then ref thought Kennedy hit Eddie with the chair, and decleared the match a DQ and announced Eddie the winner. Kennedy then got mad and hit Eddie in the hand with the chair.
Backstage: Doctor says that Eddie may be hurt. Batista then comes up and ask Eddie how he was doing.
Edge leaves to confront Batista. He tells Lita to stay there. As Edge leaves the Boogey Man pops up and shoots a promo. Then Lita runs off yelling.
Edge asks Batista if he wants to kill the match. Edge then says he and Batista is a lot a like, and they have no reason to fight. Batista then says "We are a lot a like, but there is one thing different when I sign a contract for a match I have that match!" As Edge is leaving he says Batista is making a mistake.
Chris Benoit vs. JBL was probably one of the match match of the night. It was probably a 30 min or longer match-up. It was for the last spot in the Surivior Series match. Close to the middle of the match Benoit was going to hit a Head-Butt from the top rope, but just then Booker T's music hit. He walked out and went to the announcers table. The match then went on for a little longer.Benoit finally got a sharpshooter on JBL. It looked as if he was going to tap out, but then Booker T jumped onto the apporn of the ring. Benoit ripped his shirt off and knocked him down to the floor. He then turned around and get hit with a Closeline from hell. JBL then got the win.
After the match they had a interview with the D|cks. They announced that next week on Smackdown they would fight LOD.
Edge came out to the ring, and they showed the highlight from RAW why Edge is on Smackdown. Next Batista comes out. Just as the bell sounds for the match to start. It shows Eric Bischoff is on the tron. Teddy Long Says: "Your not welcomed to the show, Eric!" Eric then started tring to get into the arena, but he would just not let him then all of a sudden Chris Masters put Teddy in the Master Lock. Eric Bischoff and Chris Masters then left in a limo. More then half the Smackdown roster then chased the limo down by getting into another limo, and leaving the arena. After that Kane's pyro and music went off, and he got into the ring. Then Big Shows music hit and he walked out.Big Show and Kane does a beat-down on Batista. A few Smackdown guys came out to help Batista, but was destroyed by Kane and Big Show. Kane, BigShow, Edge, and Lita then all went through the card once again.
After that Randy Orton's music hit and he came out and said "Oh, Batista I guess I am to late to help you! Well, we where going to have a triple-threat, but Eddie can't wrestle now, so it will be a one-on-one match between you and me for the Heavyweight Championship." Orton got into the ring and started kicking Batista for awhile, and then Batista got up and started fighting Orton. The match probably only went on for five mins, or so. Then Batista won with a spine buster.