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You Know You Are The Perfect Dog-Person When...
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- You believe caring for a pet for 15 years does not seem like a lifetime. - You look forward to big, wet kisses when you come home each day. - You like sharing your house with someone who sheds, tracks dirt occasionally, and possibly drools. - You don’t mind sharing your house with someone who will never clean up after themselves. - You want to take care of someone every day. - You love a playmate who likes to chase balls and drag off shoes. - You don’t mind a playmate who likes to slobber on balls and shoes. - You would like to spend your extra money on pet food, toys, veterinary care, chew bones, and more chew bones. - You want someone to adore you even on a bad hair day. - You believe that spaying and neutering pets will help solve the pet over-population problem. - You can’t imagine leaving your devoted pet behind when you move. - You want to keep an ID tag on your pets, so they can get back to you no matter what. - You enjoy unconditional love and constant companionship & the highlight of your day is spending time with your dog. - You have more dog beds, chew toys, collars, leashes, harnesses, and dog crates than you have dogs. - You meet other people with dogs, and remember their dog's call name after 30 seconds, but don't get the owner's name until you've met them 2 or 3 times. - You don't think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your dog. - You have hundreds of pictures of your dogs on your desk at work, in your wallet, etc., but none of your family or yourself. - You have no one who wants to ride in your car because they know they'll get dog hair on their clothes. - All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners. - You reach into your pockets for change, and liver treats, dog kibble, and pick-up bags fall all over. - You have had long meaningful discussions with your friends on the best way to trim your dog's nails, but have never had a manicure or pedicure in your lifetime. - You watch simply awful movies because a doggie-actor is either featured in a cameo scene or there's a 3-second camera shot during a crowd scene. - The only thing your friends, colleagues, and passing acquaintances say to you when they see you is, "How are the dogs?" or "How many dogs do you have now?" - Your photo Christmas cards feature your dogs (humans optional). Answer: - You believe caring for a pet for 15 years does not seem like a lifetime. - You look forward to big, wet kisses when you come home each day. - You like sharing your house with someone who sheds, tracks dirt occasionally, and possibly drools. - You don’t mind sharing your house with someone who will never clean up after themselves. - You want to take care of someone every day. - You love a playmate who likes to chase balls and drag off shoes. - You don’t mind a playmate who likes to slobber on balls and shoes. - You would like to spend your extra money on pet food, toys, veterinary care, chew bones, and more chew bones. - You want someone to adore you even on a bad hair day. - You believe that spaying and neutering pets will help solve the pet over-population problem. - You can’t imagine leaving your devoted pet behind when you move. - You want to keep an ID tag on your pets, so they can get back to you no matter what. - You enjoy unconditional love and constant companionship & the highlight of your day is spending time with your dog. - You have more dog beds, chew toys, collars, leashes, harnesses, and dog crates than you have dogs. - You meet other people with dogs, and remember their dog's call name after 30 seconds, but don't get the owner's name until you've met them 2 or 3 times. - You don't think twice about trading licks of an ice cream cone with your dog. - You have hundreds of pictures of your dogs on your desk at work, in your wallet, etc., but none of your family or yourself. - You have no one who wants to ride in your car because they know they'll get dog hair on their clothes. - All of your clothes have dog hair on them, even when they come back from the laundromat or dry cleaners. - You reach into your pockets for change, and liver treats, dog kibble, and pick-up bags fall all over. - You have had long meaningful discussions with your friends on the best way to trim your dog's nails, but have never had a manicure or pedicure in your lifetime. - You watch simply awful movies because a doggie-actor is either featured in a cameo scene or there's a 3-second camera shot during a crowd scene. - The only thing your friends, colleagues, and passing acquaintances say to you when they see you is, "How are the dogs?" or "How many dogs do you have now?" - Your photo Christmas cards feature your dogs (humans optional). Answer: wow. so many things to follow, but it's quite true. Don't think lots of people consider those before getting themself a dog. Answer: Agreed! Answer: feel enlightened????....... Answer: This thread should be in Petpennings really....
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